Dave Jorgenson

It’s been fun, X 🫡 If you ever become Twitter again, I’ll be back.

It’s been fun, X 🫡 If you ever become Twitter again, I’ll be back.

still leaving this site in the new year but I am loving elon getting trolled by his own creation as a going away gift

I’m deleting this app on December 31st, 2024. I’ll leave my account up but I won’t be posting here anymore. You can find me here! Threads: @davetakespictures" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">threads.net/@davetakespict… Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/davejo… And of course on YouTube and TikTok.

I guess I’ll never see Squid Game season 2 😔

Shit

i won't watch Squid Game 2 until i find out what Jimmy Carter thought of it

good to see some of the old bangers on here

Thinking of this guy today

So we’re gonna marry you in a beautiful venue and all if it will be free ……… but Karamo is going to wear a Dodgers hat for some reason and ruin every picture

if the rumors are true that adrian dittman is elon musk’s side account, then this man is having a midlife crisis exponentially worse than even i previously thought

maybe tomorrow

generous use of “we”

streaming shows and podcasts are slowly morphing into the same thing

Santa ran out of vacation days.

in my first 100 days as Santa, I’d fire Judy - that hot chocolate recipe should’ve been cracked in one week

you’re telling me it took her 1200 years to figure out hot chocolate shouldn’t be too hot and should have extra chocolate

I want to do a post-halftime show where I go full Steve Kornacki and count how many times a commentator said “capitalize”

Clarence: “I am here to help you” George: “look at this dope, this absolute buffoon. This weirdo in old clothes.”

*the opening scene of It’s A Wonderful Life* 🌌: “Who will save George Bailey” 🎇: “Well I know this absolute dumb dumb second class angel named Clarence. He’s a real idiot though.” 🌌: “That will do fine”

And when they had come into the house, they saw the young Child with Mary His mother, and fell down and worshiped Him. And when they had opened their treasures, they presented gifts to Him: gold, frankincense, and a winning mega million ticket.

Merry Christmas to everyone but especially Mr Hyunh