Daniel Eagles

The recount for the seat of Narungga, South Australia, where a missing box of ballot papers was found has been completed. I want to congratulate One Nation's new MP Chantelle Thomas as she has increased her margin of victory from 58 to 74 votes after the count. This confirms there will be 7 One Nation MPs headed to the new South Australian Parliament, led by Cory Bernardi.

Another coincidence... Massive fire reported at the Dos Bocas Refinery in Tabasco, Mexico 🇲🇽 9th April, 2026. Are you a coincidence theorist ? The world’s energy and oil refinery infrastructure is being targeted by those who want to inflict energy lockdowns on us all.

BREAKING: Huge fire just broke out at one of Australia’s last two oil refineries. It processes 120,000 barrels a day, equivalent to 10% of consumption. Australia has less than one month of fuel supply. Have to look at sabotage.

The Pauline Hanson's One Nation cartoons are BACK for Season 4 on 24 April. After the huge success of 'A Super Progressive Movie' we're proud to announce the weekly cartoons will be back on your screens in less than 9 days. All of your favourite characters as well as some new ones are in for hilarious adventures. We can't wait to show you.

It’s far worse than you thought. This $20 million taxpayer-funded ad is pure shameless propaganda — straight out of Orwell’s 1984, except even more pathetic and desperate. It opens with a flat-out lie: "The global fuel shortage is affecting us all.” Bullshit. The crisis is far worse here in Australia because this reckless, incompetent government has criminally failed to maintain the minimum 90 days of fuel reserves we are legally committed to under the IEA agreement. We are now the only nation on Earth disgracefully in breach — a world-class embarrassment.While Australia carelessly let our reserves plummet to less than 40 days, Japan — another island nation — keeps over 200 days. But competence is clearly too much to ask from these clowns. Then comes the next lie: “The government has been working to secure Australia’s fuel supply.” Absolute garbage. This government hasn’t “worked” on anything except covering its own arse. They’ve failed spectacularly and negligently, letting reserves crash through the floor. Albanese’s pathetic junket to Singapore was nothing more than a photo-op stunt to hoodwink the gullible. Singapore just refines crude — if Middle East supplies get cut, their “agreement” is worth less than used toilet paper. If they were actually serious about securing fuel, our navy would be alongside the Americans trying to keep the Straits of Hormuz open. But no — Albanese is too busy pandering to the Islamic vote in Western Sydney to protect Australia’s national interest. Then the gaslighting reaches peak comedy: “The government has a four-level national security plan.” What a load of fabricated horseshit. Their so-called “four step plan” is: 1. Pray and set up excuses 2. Pray and blame others 3. Pray and spin BS 4. Panic The whole ad is a disgusting lie wrapped in cutesy “fuel saving tips.” In reality, it’s pure Soviet-style propaganda designed to distract from the brutal truth: Australia’s fuel crisis is unique to Australia — entirely self-inflicted by this government’s gross negligence, incompetence, and failure. It’s a sick joke. But at this point, it’s exactly what Australians have come to expect from a Prime Minister who is a compulsive, pathological liar — a man so full of spin and deceit that bullshit pours out of his mouth every single time he opens it. Australia deserves better than this pathetic excuse of a Government.

@WestHam_Central Try getting shafted 10 points for building a stadium, then have a cry - don’t let the door hit you on the way out 👋👋⏬

Tottenham fan says the league are against them, trying to relegate them, because of how big they are. 🤣

@rn_lilydale Keeping the economy going by paying MSM?! F*cking hell. Didn’t have a script prepared for this did he?! 🤡🤡🤡

Ladies & Gentelmen…your PM!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇👇👇👇👇🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

🤣 love this app. What a moron.

Labor's solution to the fuel crisis is spending $20 million on ads telling you to "take off your roof racks". The real solution is to start drilling and digging. Australia has the resources to supply our own power needs for thousands of years. We should never be vulnerable to foreign imports. Net-zero is the reason why refineries shut down leaving us in today's fuel crisis. We need to ditch net-zero and drill baby drill to become self-reliant again. Last week the Parliament IT department opened up access to One Nation's "secure" and sensitive Parliamentary files to all the other parties. This is a significant breach of Parliamentary security and the matter has been referred to the AFP. Hopefully Liberal and Labor picked up some good policies while they were in our files because they need all the help they can get.

@JimOhSoSpurs 🤣🤣🤣 try having 10 points taken from you - what injustice have you suffered?! F*ck off to the championship

This CAN'T Continue.....

The Australian government is replacing you with arabs and giving them priority over struggling Australians who can’t even afford a place to rent and are living in their cars and tents. And we know why. They don’t need or want your vote anymore. You must vote one nation 🇦🇺

Surely if you can't speak English to a satisfactory level, you shouldn't be issued with an Australian driver’s licence. It's the responsibility of drivers to ensure they can read and understand road signs and directions. There are plenty of courses provided by the government for people to improve their skills. The safety of Australians should be prioritised over political grandstanding. What are your thoughts?

ゴルフでズルするダースベイダーの動画めちゃくちゃ好き🤣

Jack Black met a fan who's autistic on a live TV Show. This is what inclusion and acceptance look like.

The Australian government appears to be running ads in Arabic encouraging non-citizens to use its 5% deposit first home buyers scheme. Your taxes are paying for ads, that aren’t even in English, to put non-citizens in Australian homes. Housing should be prioritised for Australian citizens first. Credit: TheYarn

She’s 100% right, and that white leftist simp is helping the destruction of our way of life in Australia. Vote one nation 🇦🇺

@mickyj1878 @PATRIOT2117 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@PATRIOT2117 @deagles88 Why are so many people not understanding this is a joke?

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 19 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, “No, this is my first time.” So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. “Just a minute,” she said and walked to the door and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside, “Do these excite you?”she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. “Well, come on,” she said, 'We don't have much time.” So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. “Did you put that condom on?” she asked. I said, “I sure did,” and held up my thumb to show her!

Good morning Aussies One nation has overtaken Labor in QLD

Englishman: "That's your dog?" Welshman: "Aye" Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?' Welshman: "Dog doesn't talk.” Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doing all right." Welshman: (look of shock) Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman) Dog: "Yep." Englishman: How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play." Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Welshman: "Horse doesn't talk.” Englishman: "Hey, horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!) Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman) Horse: "Yep." Englishman: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather." Welshman: (Look of total amazement!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Welshman: "That sheep's a f00king liar!!”