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I remembered one time my aunt called me and told me her friends son was looking for a girl friend I told her I wasn't interested she kept saying I should go on a date with him atleast to know him first.
I didn't want to but for my aunts sake I did.
She sent my number to him,he was 3 yrs older than me,we talked on phone and fixed a date.
He sent me 500k for my outfit for the date. I told him later I wont be coming alone as my friends also needed to know him. He agreed,on the day of the date.
He sent the location of the restaurant, saying we should go there he'll meet us up. We got there and I called him ,he asked us to eat anything we wanted he's on his way. So we ordered for food.
While we were eating he walked and he looked unhappy after seeing my friends, he whispered to me he thought it was just one friend he wasn't expecting to see 3,and complained we ordered too much,lmao like what do you mean.
My friends felt something was off but kept calm. We ate and talked, he didn't even come with flowers another red flag.
After everything he decided to drop us off,could you believe when we came out we saw the toy he parked outside and called car.
My friends immediately started laughing, I was so embarrassed, I asked him again to make sure if there was a mistake . He said that was his car.
I was so embarrassed, my friends left me there and got home.
He dropped me off and said we should go to the movies the next day,I just quietly came down nd went inside my house.
I blocked him immediately and told my aunt never to matchmake again
I've never been so embarrassed my whole life.
My friends always use it to laugh at me once in a while



Oku@oku_yungx
Most embarrassing moment of your life??
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@CorrectBabie ask someone that's close to your family that knows your parents background questions, they will say something to you.
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"My elder brother, finally returned from London yesterday. He didn't come back with heavy boxes or an 'abroad' accent. He came back with a small nylon bag and the same shoes he wore 12 years ago.
As we sat on my thin mattress last night, sharing one small sachet of noodles, the silence was louder than our old, noisy fan. We are both in our late 30s. No wives. No kids. No house. Just two 'rich men’s sons' living like strangers in the same city where our father once owned three filling stations.
When our father was alive, we didn't know what poverty looked like. But the moment he died, the 'vultures' arrived. Our uncles men our father helped suddenly claimed he owed them millions. Because there was no Will, they swept everything. They even took the cars from the compound while we were still mourning.
Daniel ran to London to save us. I stayed back, doing 'laborer' work despite having a degree. For 12 years, I sent every kobo I made to him for 'papers' and 'permits.' I stayed hungry so he could succeed.
But last night, Daniel cried. He told me "Brother, the more I worked in London, the more the money vanished. It’s like I was pouring water into a basket. Every time I see money, a strange bill or a police case will swallow it."
Now, we are two graduates starting from zero at almost 40. We are sharing one room and one fan. Ohhh! The tears can't stop flowing even as i type this. 😭😭😭😭💔 I'm broken. There's no need hiding anymore, the suffring has gone above limit, I can't hold it anymore..
Is this just 'bad luck,' or is there something following us from our father’s house? My mind keeps contemplating with so many questions. My brother is broken, and I am tired already 😭😭"

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@NoLimitGains you're saying many people will wish they followed you earlier like it's a great news you're giving that people are being murdered around the world. omo nobody get conscience again.
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@mrbluemax abeg who be the guy wey dey rotate the cam, shey the guy too no follow get the mental problem?😂😂
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@john322226 A friend of mine was and I guess still an addict because I thought he quit but bro still play bet till date.
One time, the brother to a close friend of us gave him 200k for his lodge rent and man squandered all on sporty. Omo the addiction is real.
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@Chinonxo_ @john322226 white man disease. like my uncle use to tell me, it's either you're a Christian, Muslim, or a traditionalist cus you can't be no where. or wrather, you can choose to be all of them but you can't be nothing spiritually. the church is a white man's business too when traced.
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