the happy one

@azzurri taking the euros home

I'm gonna raise my Asian kids with a lot of love and warmth and tell them I'm proud of them everyday because I don't want them to be into cringe striverslop when they grow up

Ange ball before it was patched >

[🥈] Mathys Tel is not currently exploring a summer move from Spurs despite links. He’s soely intent on trying to keep club up before assessing future after the season, feeling a responsibility to currently focus on Spurs regardless of whether he stays/goes. @JacobsBen ‼️🇫🇷

LISTEN TO ME, @SPURSOFFICIAL. TO SAVE THE SEASON, YOU NEED TO APPOINT ANGELOS POSTECOGLOU. HE IS THE ONLY MANAGER THE PLAYERS RESPECT, AND YOU KNOW THEY WILL ALL GO THROUGH BRICK WALLS FOR HIM. YOU DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO MESS AROUND. YOU NEED TO ACT NOW. #AngeBack.

Tottenham this season: 17th in PL Out of UCL Out of FA Cup Out of Carabao Cup Ange died for this.

@ryantegan I hope no club contacts Frank for a stint. Absolute wank manager.

Thomas Frank had those players scared of Burnley!

@panks_79 Couldn’t have said it better. Frank is a terrorist

Thomas Frank: the worst Manager I’ve ever seen in my lifetime. Tudor has had a month of hell getting these players fit and ready to fight. And they now are. Frank should be fined by Spurs for negligence. What a useless floppy-haired beta dickhead.

No Europe next season. Relegation battle. Squad getting raided in the summer window. We’re genuinely cooked, back to Temu Werner and Harry Twink.

Surely to god Var can look at that and over rule the goal

just met a cute girl at the wedding i’m at like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card. we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag. aura farming effortlessly. then crypto gets brought up, she says it “i trade” my ears PERKED up i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what do you trade” she said “mostly altcoins” and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool” and gotten her number but i am not a normal person my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what’s your all-time pnl” she looked confused i kept going “realized or unrealized? spot or perps? what’s your max leverage? what’s your liquidation history? what’s your risk per trade? do you even use stops or are you one of those ‘conviction’ people” she laughed nervously and said “i kinda just buy dips” and i said “on what timeframe” she said “when it looks low” and i said “so you don’t actually trade crypto” the vibe was GONE just vanished. nuked. full liquidation candle on the 1-minute. her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back. i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on whether her portfolio was just 80% memes, 20% cope, and 100% exit liquidity my friend walked over and said “bro she was into you what happened” i said “she said she’s a trader and then described buying whatever was trending on tiktok” he said “so?” SO??? i would rather die alone than let a casual spot dca moonbagger think we are the same species she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING cost basis and i simply cannot overlook that could’ve had her number but she knows i respect market structure and honestly that’s worth more

Recent decisions haven’t been kind to Spurs.

A certain someone isn’t here 😭😭

Fuck coach spoelstra, saw him in Atlanta and he auramaxxxed on me.

We’re in a relegation battle, just sacked our manager and named some guy name Tudor as our interim and our players are doing beauty tutorials

🚨 OFFICIAL: Tottenham confirm Thomas Frank has been sacked with immediate effect. Follows recent results despite manager said last night he was “1000% sure” about being in charge against Arsenal.

Class positioning mate.

How, and I repeat HOW, can you not love this guy. He’s been treated bizarrely ever since he came through the door and yet for a 20 year old - not one tantrum, not public fuss, gives a lot of love back to the club and fans. Class act

Ange’s first 3 months was genuinely one of the most enjoyable times I’ve ever had supporting Tottenham