devin

A story of many parts

One last grab in the boys bathroom before I have to go back to work, pretend to be relieved, and hold like a real gentleman

Hot girls like to pretend that they're above needing to pee, but if you have one over for more than a few hours, and you make sure to give her plenty of drinks, you can force her to admit she isn't.

Resisting every urge to make my full bladder obvious at work dealing with ppl >> :3

@omogirlie when u wake up full Alr pressing ur legs tg >>>

@AmyOmorashi REAL

My work days are all slowly becoming "I'll go pee when this is done" and it should take 30 minutes, but then it's 2 hours later and I'm squirming 😂😂😂

Would u guys want me to do a capacity thing like this?

I feel soooo much better 😮‍💨 #bladderbulge #relief

@domorashi Speed bumps !

I need to go on a drive with someone desperate ,squirmy and whining in the passenger seat

@OmorashiFreakk Brain rot on my omo twitter feed? We’re cooked

skibidi toilet rizz

Just leaked in my khaki shorts oh god I’m clamped crossed and praying there’s not a wet spot when I pry my hands away

Made it home! I’m dying to piss oh god that traffic was no joke

@ChloeHolds @kelsieneedsapee I’d always have mean teachers with a one student at the bathroom at a time policy, and ppl would JUMP for the opportunity once a person came back, i often didn’t even get my change 😣

When I was 7, I would fantasize about Timmy Turner, Wanda, Invader Zim, Scout Troopers, and various male and female classmates needing to pee.

@kelsieneedsapee It literally has to be. Especially that Fairly Odd Parents episode the imagery alone

@devinfulbladder i think hollywood is full of omo fetishists

@kelsieneedsapee Right, it’s so American to feel an urge and immediately give in. Classy European gals cross their legs and hold it !

because europe recognizes that peeing is not a right, but a privilege! personally i'd prefer not to waste my time or $2 to pee - i'd rather hold it forever! :)

@kelsieneedsapee She gets it!

YES😍

@kelsieneedsapee Hope u feel better !

just got covid :( looks like i wont be holding for some time

Audio this afternoon!! Who’s excited :)))

What do u ladies and gentlemen want?

Frantic girl smiling politely and giggling along while i fiddle with the keys to The women’s room, opening it as slow as possible while she step dances side to side