Jesus, the Christ

The difference between men and women is that while women believe cheap gender stereotypes, men belie... wait that's not a difference at all.

That which does not kill me, makes me older.

Don't just think outside the box - stand on the box.

The UK government spent fifteen Instagrams on a health IT system, and got nothing. theguardian.com/society/2013/s…

In IT there are lots of people who phrase things ambiguously but think they are smart like me.

The reason they're known as "alpha males" is that they're crude and not suitable for production use.

Bombing Syria is like using a hammer to crack a civilian.

Deeming programming stuff "considered harmful" is like Hitler Downfall videos - funny when Dijkstra started it, but a bit predictable now.

Google has ruined the primary colours for me.

Trying to decide which is more miraculous - encryption or eggs.

"My untested view of the world is plausible." "No, *MY* untested view of the world is plausible."

I like my emails like I like my life of man in a state of nature - solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.

I hate moral relativism, moral absolutism and the holding of simultaneous and contradictory positions.

The Reformation challenged the need for priests to mediate between us and higher powers. The next one will do the same for IDEs. #vim #emacs

Anyone wondering how I can be illiterate and use Twitter - I used not to be able to understand git and writing. Now I understand writing.

Calling an illiterate man "the Word of God" is surely a cruel mockery.

@bitprophet @freakboy3742 The Bible's Jesus was illiterate. He couldn't read anything.

I lost my morning to a stupid mistake that should never have happened. Not so bad - many people lose their careers the same way. #php

If you assume that any dislike of git derives from being new to git, you are new to git.

My week on twitter: Mostly arsing around, to be honest.