Jesus, the Christ

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Jesus, the Christ

Jesus, the Christ

@devops_jesus

Continuously delivering from evil since 4 BC.

加入时间 Aralık 2011
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Jesus, the Christ
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The difference between men and women is that while women believe cheap gender stereotypes, men belie... wait that's not a difference at all.
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That which does not kill me, makes me older.
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Don't just think outside the box - stand on the box.
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In IT there are lots of people who phrase things ambiguously but think they are smart like me.
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The reason they're known as "alpha males" is that they're crude and not suitable for production use.
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Bombing Syria is like using a hammer to crack a civilian.
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Deeming programming stuff "considered harmful" is like Hitler Downfall videos - funny when Dijkstra started it, but a bit predictable now.
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Google has ruined the primary colours for me.
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Trying to decide which is more miraculous - encryption or eggs.
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"My untested view of the world is plausible." "No, *MY* untested view of the world is plausible."
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I like my emails like I like my life of man in a state of nature - solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.
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I hate moral relativism, moral absolutism and the holding of simultaneous and contradictory positions.
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The Reformation challenged the need for priests to mediate between us and higher powers. The next one will do the same for IDEs. #vim #emacs
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Anyone wondering how I can be illiterate and use Twitter - I used not to be able to understand git and writing. Now I understand writing.
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Calling an illiterate man "the Word of God" is surely a cruel mockery.
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I lost my morning to a stupid mistake that should never have happened. Not so bad - many people lose their careers the same way. #php
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If you assume that any dislike of git derives from being new to git, you are new to git.
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My week on twitter: Mostly arsing around, to be honest.
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