Will Clarke

@Paul_Lfc4 I mean i know what you mean but i feel could’ve worded this better…

We have cleaner energy, migration is down 82%, and our crime rate is lower than yours, Dear Leader👍 Focus on raping kids you horrible man

@TheFloppzy @MewZe_

@MewZe_ woke up with sweat so deep up my arse crack that it'd function as it's own lube

‘Put a bowl of ice water in front of a fan to cool yourself down’ how about I put my large foot up your arse

@alfie_hurd99414 @jakonian i agree, however kemi relies on attacks that are quite personal at times. burnham will likely call that as it is and therefore kemi will keep losing respect within the electorate and possibly even within her own party.

@drfcwill09 @jakonian Ney kemis very smart I think but charisma will edge it for burnham ot will be intense at times

Burnham v Badenoch PMQs would be unbelievably funny

@tomjc09 You’re literally proving my point because there’s no possible way to prove yours whatsoever🤣🤣. But i get it, just because he’s a northerner and a normal bloke has to mean that he’s putting it on after having nothing but southern politicians on your tv 99% of the time.

@drfcwill09 andy burnham is smart enough to recognise that his normal northern bloke affect softens his image and leans into it yes.

fine line between mocking burnhams performative northernness and actual anti-northern snobbery and a lot of people falling on the wrong side of that line imo

@fmtikkytokky There’s so much red which signals the 99% vote share labour will probably get at the next ge

This is Andy Burnhams Britain 😡

darf ich vorstellen: das ideale wetter

@Paul_Lfc4 Grow a pair

Not very Prime Ministerial is it?

Fact check.

@Wilkism_ Probably because he knows that history will favour him

He seems so much more relieved now lmao

@The_Peach03 1. Cameron 2. Brown 3. Starmer 4. Sunak 5. Blair 6. May 7. Johnson 8. Truss

Ranking PMs in my lifetime Cameron 🌳 Sunak 🌳 Brown 🌹 May 🌳 Starmer🌹 Blair 🌹 Truss 🌳 Johnson 🌳

Anyone shagging without air con currently in the UK is a fucking lunatic

🚨 WATCH: Ed Davey acknowledges "how difficult it was" for Keir Starmer to announce his resignation "We are all human. It is something that everyone should remember" #PMQs

We will face Championship side @Wolves at the Club Doncaster Sports Village on Wednesday July 29, with a 7:30pm kick-off, as part of our pre-season schedule. Ticket information will be announced in due course. #DRFC

Bit greedy, Andy. Share the jobs, mate.

The reason why the UK is on its arse is not because of Keir Starmer. A big reason is that too many people believed some bollocks on a bus 10 years ago.

@Lothnar1776 @Keir_Starmer Bro screenshotted it 😭😭😭I’ll put it in a frame for you, as fragile as a wine glass 👋

@drfcwill09 @Keir_Starmer No belief required. You replied to me. People who don't "give a fuck" don't respond. 😘

Being a dad is my greatest joy. Today, I’m thinking about my dad, and the father I am to my children because of him. Happy Father’s Day.

@Lothnar1776 @Keir_Starmer Keep believing, it’s cute

@drfcwill09 @Keir_Starmer You do, or else you wouldn't have replied. It hurt your feelings. 😘