Dr Melissa King

El Cama me dio de su mota y verdaderamente amistad es amigo

Mi neurólogo: si no le bajas al estrés te vas a morir como en 5 años Yo: ok sí pero y si estudio una TERCERA licenciatura mientras trabajo 50 horas a la semana? Also yo: *aplica a becas en Japón* *aplica a maestría en Europa* *Aplica a doctorado en Harvard*

first in my bloodline who is convinced that suicide is the answer

Who? Me? What am I going to do in a submarine?

A tensão sexual entre o suicídio e eu

No he vomitado desde el jueves which as a chronically ill person is very important to me

Wey sí está muy bonita tu novia pero has considerado que es IGUALITA A TU HERMANA BRO???

“do u ever get suicidal thoughts” girl do i ever get NON suicidal thoughts

포챠코 울때 눈물 어떻게 닦는지 알아?

Therapist; “There is a tiger in you” The tiger in me:

Oigan me acabo de enterar que casi todxs mis primxs me ven como la prima mayor super cool que resuelve y viaja mucho y tbh hizo mucho por mi autoestima saber que la familia no-tan-cercana me admira ✨

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I hate when interviewers ask me where I see myself in 5-7 years dawg im killing myself next year I don’t know !!!!!

Guys it may actually happen the neurologist says I need to quit my job lol

I'm very sick rn and over the weekend I had a fever dream after watching The Pitt where my friends were trying to set me up with nurse Jesse and quite frankly I get it. He's cute.

Stop this is hilarious lmao

it would be a good friday if i got a lobotomy

a esta hora kitty murió en la cruz