Elliott Simpson

@Danny_CARD5 @RayWeir1878 Oh no

@RayWeir1878 @e_simpson

I only meant to put a fiver on and it wouldn't let me cash out. I'm one jammy bastard. Who the fuck bets £56 on an amateur race at Wolverhampton on a random Monday...😳😳🍾

@WelcomeToThe_Uk @YorkshireWater @CalWes91 😡

WELCOME TO THE UK @YorkshireWater > Gets caught illegally dumping sewage into rivers > fined £47 million gets let off with £40m fine > fined another £2m for separate incidents > Damages ecosystems >Destroys wildlife and fish > Greets you with a £800 bill

Something tells me my man in the bottom left eating the twix might not be a City fan

@Danny_CARD5 @lewyb49 Effort

@lewyb49 @e_simpson

PLACCA ⭐️

@IainMacBets Never seen your tweets but i have seen enough to go with you @Danny_CARD5. Also does it not start Thursday?

Am I crazy to think there’s no way Aaron Rai will be 100-1 for the Players on Monday? Good bet or bad bet?

@racingblogger @Danny_CARD5 in 10

🟢🟡 JP McManus could have the BIGGEST team ever assembled for the Cheltenham Festival next week: 👇 • Fact To File 4-6 • Majborough 5-6 • Dinoblue 6-4 • The New Lion 2-1 • Proactif 3-1 • Mighty Park 10-3 • McLaurey 4-1 • Jeriko Du Reponet 4-1 • Oldschool Outlaw 4-1 • Jagwar 5-1 • Kaid d'Authie 5-1 • Honesty Policy 5-1 • Waterford Whispers 5-1 • Meetmebythesea 11-2 • Saratoga 11-2 • Iroko 6-1 • It's On The Line 6-1 • Kel Histoire 6-1 • Khrisma 7-1 • Jonbon 7-1 • Manlaga 7-1 • Inothewayurthinkin 7-1 • McLaurey 10-1 • Inthepocket 12-1 • Kopeck De Mee 12-1 • Iberico Lord 12-1 • Oscars Brother 12-1 • Down Memory Lane 14-1 • Mustang Du Breuil 14-1 • Johnnywho 14-1 • Stencil 14-1 • Impose Toi 16-1 • Puturhandstogether 16-1 • Spillane's Tower 20-1 • Fakir d'Oudairies 25-1 • Joyeuse 25-1 • Petit Tonnerre 40-1 What's the BEST JP McManus acca for next week people? 😅😅😅 #CheltenhamFestival 🏆

How on earth can you introduce VAR midway through a competition?

@ShooterMcGavin @Danny_CARD5

Sitting in the cart watching your buddy tap in for birdie after you picked up for triple

How it felt getting to leave double maths early to go play in the school football team…

@LostMemeArchive @deanwhitney1989

smokin big doinks, 2017

Everybody be cool, this is a signing 🍔🥤

Weirdest pile of shit ive ever seen in football... Going the match? Nah mate gona lock myself in a box with opposition fans, stare at the wall for a couple hours and then check the result.

@Aidenbolingoli @kitmangeorge

For every like I will make kasper schmeichel fatter

@FelipeFC30 Is this after they have landed in the Thames Felipe?

Last impression of 2025 I have tried the London fireworks impression Happy New Year everyone Bring on 2026

@Neutral_OC Dean Whitney

Please suggest a name for my new dog

@fatal_sm @deanwhitney1989 before he met Chloe

@dickieevans1 @Gezzyprice @OfficialPDC Just send us a winner before Xmas please bud

Gerwyn Price to be world champion this year. I think he is playing as good as anyone and he has every chance at 11/1🏆@Gezzyprice @OfficialPDC

@omoobastudios Dean and Chloe when Crewe win on the dodgy box

This is my first time seeing a goat with down syndrome 😭😭😭

@Ms_Logical Bit silly from you that @deanwhitney1989

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Boo’s at full time are embarrassing! Get a grip ffs