Ed 🗡

when the fantasy book starts getting into trade relations between neighbouring nations

a good reading diet is one part sweeping political fantasy that says something nuanced about what it means to be a person and one part sexy angry homosexual college roommates

if i was a peasant in camelot i would’ve been writing rpf about arthur and merlin and reading it out loud in the town square

(sitting on a couch staring at a tv that’s playing a compilation of every decision I’ve ever made) Ah, a testament to my feebleness. Oh I remember this one, my feebleness was guiding me. Interesting, how feeble of me. Yep. Testament to my feebleness. Feeble again, of course

The more I think about this the funnier it gets

help help!! teenager at the mall wearing invader zim merchandise!! recession imminent!!

“I’ll have the Thai curry,” cut to the chase pal, are we going to kill ourselves or not

Gandalf facing the Witch-King at the gates of Minas Tirith by Angus McBride

sending emails on a sunday lock me up

Reading 16 books about a gay yearning and still saying hes straight is a you problem

Hackers got DOOM running on a copy of Michel Foucault's 'Discipline and Punish'

My best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in your life, and it can become a vice if you play your cards right.

[downloading ten fanfics a day, drinking double usual caffeine, sleeping biphasically, hair falling out] yeah good thanks

Something about reading jstor at the gym makes me feel like i’ve made it. Made it to where? Unclear. But i’m there. Five stars.

reading about the bug riddled text-based hobbit game from the early 80s

I love when my 2FA app is like ‘help! help! unusual sign in!’ and it’s just me logging onto my normal computer at 9am on a weekday

we were up all night coining terms

updating my cv like ‘I was born normal, I have several years experience as a human, and you can definitely trust me’

man: i wish to publish reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini

I can trace all my suffering back to the first time I used microsoft outlook