shen yuan’s #2 malewife

just realized i have free will and can post threadfics on here im too lazy to flesh out into proper fics… im too lazy tonight but be prepared for tomorrow

Xiang Fei trying to feel out closeted (he just doesn't know yet) shen yuan

@yiaurinha righttt + nobody points out the medical malpractice because mqf is also finally taking care of his own needs more in order to take care of sy n his disciples don’t have to worry as much anymore and the other peak lords don’t want to piss off their doctor so mqf + sy r left alone

@emplpy OMG Widow Shen Yuan really needed a man to take care of him in his frail state... At least, being pregnant with a whole litter, he can eat properly because now he's always hungry!! He took good care of himself... or taken care of, since mu shidi did everything for his preg omega!

does anyone else fw mu qingfang x shen yuan… #svsss

@buggerluvver do ittt empanadas r so yummy

i wanna make empanadas

@yiaurinha hear me out on mqf knocking sy up and saying it’s so that he’s forced to rest and look after himself more… esp during sy’s grieving widow era in canon. sy can’t even complain because he really hasn’t been taking care of himself

@emplpy Yes yes, mqf is a worried shidi, for a better diagnosis, he should feel Sy from the inside. Breeding Sy is the only option this good shidi has 😔!

@kazthulhu must’ve been a lucky guess

damn i was hiding it so well what gave it away

@yiaurinha wdym that’s indecent he’s literally just checking the integrity of sy’s lower dantian like a good shidi

@emplpy sy sometimes wondered if certain touches were really necessary 🥺 mqf, with three fingers buried in his yussy: absolutely !!!

@yiaurinha yesss and sy would start doubting a little bit if what mqf was doing was really ok but then he’d brush it off bc “he’s the medical professional” n all that

@emplpy #me !!! I really want mqf to take advantage of a chronically ill shen yuan

i love drinking i wish i wasnt broke

tipsy asf rn… someone should dm me for the bit

@kettobase_ 7. being afab 10. bisexual but probably aromantic

@emplpy 7 10

plagiarizing my tl

@atsuzuke 1 & 10

what oomf am i to you? 1. peaceful 2. scared to DM 3. boring 4. annoying 5. i want to marry you 6. problematic 7. i love you 8. funny 9. popular 10. always on your timeline

@chimimolester i do like him, that’s why i let him be the first wife lol (i’m not actually a yumeshipper though, i just like shen yuan as a character)

@emplpy wait why are you shen yuan's #2 malewife, you don't like binghe?

@martyrwing 31. hand me my shovel i’m going in by will wood 36. i travel a lot w my family so there’s lowk too many places to list

@emplpy 31 & 36

@witchsamu apple but i’m not really a fruit person tbh they give me texture issues

@emplpy 40?

@chimimolester 4. monty python and the holy grail 13. probably scalloped potatoes 15. depends on what i’m getting ready for but usually like 30 minutes

@emplpy 13, 15, and 4

@chimimolester tyyy!!

@emplpy it looks so good my mouth watered

brownies done!! who wants a piece ⁉️

strongly considering beginning diy hrt :;(∩´﹏`∩);:

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