抓只小猪
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tunblur.tunblur.in/johanna Obesity doesn't run in your family - NO ONE runs in your family.
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tunblur.tunblur.in/margie I could be way funnier with like, 143 characters to work with.
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go.bdsmgalls.net/felix A ghost from last century left a YellowBook at my door like the Internet never happened.
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bitly.xaijo.com/carlos I have to mispronounce 'Lincoln' and 'cologne' if I want to spell them correctly.
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In person it's lying, but in texting, you can just call it a typo. shorturl.xaijo.com/stacey
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I had to ground my son for cursing. He turned the girl next door into a frog. bitly.xaijo.com/MjrPNn
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I wish lap dance minutes felt like treadmill minutes. bitly.xaijo.com/hattie
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I had to ground my son for cursing. He turned the girl next door into a frog. bitly.xaijo.com/IFnfBItT
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Me: What do gay horses eat? Mom: Oh! I've heard this one, it's Haaaaaaay!" Me: Wrong. Penises. bitly.xaijo.com/hInkCnS
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