Nikola Ohtani

@launders no wonder the microprint shirts are $80, you make them yourself

I’m retiring from YouTube, casting CS, running lans and making clothes Thank you to the kz community, my mom and scrawny for all these years of work and success I have 15 years to make it on the champions tour, it’s time to lock in and follow my dreams

@bugcel_ no one is sending you death threats, and you arent a victim. you were called out by multiple people for being reckless and putting other's lives at risk. sorry this tweet didnt turnout to be the banger you envisioned while on the psillies

idk why ur putting sleeping in quotation marks, we absolutely would have slept if the park ranger let us 😭and i’m aware of the law and I know we were lucky, but we wouldn’t have ever driven while that fucked up, if we ever had that idea we would’ve driven, i’m doing “damage control” because I know people love to rage about tiny online posts Lol and i don’t want to be sent death threats over a miscommunication again ❤️

Park ranger shined a very bright light in my eyes and asked “Are you high?” to which i responded “Are you going to arrest me ☹️”

@ALLABOUTJAYTEEN i see more truth in this mans hairline than i see in your tweets.

@extralefty 1) im a girl. 2) i usually tweet on nba twitter all the time. i left for many hours, went out with friends irl (something u probably don't know how to do,) touched grass, enjoyed my life, and popped by and was surprised by support. 3) sorry you're miserable within yourself

being a queer, lifelong nba fan is rough rn lol. staying away from social media till these ppl get something new to whine about in a day. so much fucking hatred & entitlement over people simply trying to exist and live their lives and love their families and partners same as you

@bugcel_ lol next youre gonna say it was just a microdose

I already know some people are going to be annoying about this so, 1. We had no intention of driving. 2. we had someone pick us up. 3. It’s shrooms, 4. here was the awesome view

@bugcel_ yea sure, i see damage control is underway based on the other comments, just letting you know you got lucky and 'sleeping' in a car while under the influence wouldnt get you out of a charge btw

@extralefty Nowhere did i say we drove! ❤️ we were in an empty parking lot

@palarsebald here i thought us americans were the most restarted, but here we have a dull lad engaging with AI clickbait

American tip culture is soooo weird what the fuck is wrong with them and why are they so entitled. You will take your service charge and you will be grateful for it

$120 for bringing some plates over to a table, fuck off mate

@snowwcone0 you gonna look real restarted when they make it official

you cant even do content with the other gender without these twitter pages and parasocials tryna “ship” you it deadass gets to a point, like do you gooners not understand you can be just friends with the other gender?

@laclutchwadejr btch youre in the nosebleeds who tf cares

not even trying to be funny here this is genuinely the type of people i’m surrounded by every time i go to dodgers stadium

got ready for my gig way too early so now I'm just sitting around waiting for an appropriate time to show up at the venue

@UHcoogs99 @Dodgers @kirsten_watson grown man with grays shops in the child section

@extralefty @Dodgers @kirsten_watson Explain yourself right now

The Yoshi-verse. 🧐

@maddielou_cs why does she post as if shes single? should Pond be concerned

Always read the fine print

@Rinchu026 I mean…

Remembering the time someone called me a wh0re for posting this video of me drawing whiskers with eyeliner at my best friends bachelorette party ??? LMAO

@DontBotherKeiti I wonder if that’s the same policy that prevents the company from informing you the outcome of your complaint. Fake and gay, next.

FIRED !!! Violated company policy.

I opened the door to a delivery person this morning and the man told me (with no other greeting) I shouldn't be wearing a brightly colored bra under a see through top answering the door so now I'm on the phone with their regional manager because this is my house actually tf

@g0thgoblin Oh honey, no. Not even close

I have an extremely high sex drive. I've never been in a relationship with someone who could keep up with it, and you know what I don't do? This! Because THIS IS ASSAULT. This woman is being abused.

@MetisOracle Why are you falling for AI senpai

@MetisOracle I thought Japanese people were smart

私がアメリカで滅多に外食しなくなった理由は、大したことのない料理とサービスに、20%以上のチップを税金のように徴収される文化が心底嫌いだから。 そもそもサーバーの時給が低いという法律上の問題のツケを客に回し、気に食わなければ客にこんなメモを返すとか、最低な文化だ。 チップを払わないなら料理ツバを吐いたり、客に嫌がらせをしてもいいという風潮も人間性も大嫌いだから、 私は毎年数回、飛行機に乗って、チップを払わなくても最高の料理に心温まる誠実な「おもてなし」がついてくる日本のレストランに行くのを楽しみにしています。

@LoveTheRox @BigBillsNYPizza One pepperoni for every run they score all season

When you’re at your friend’s restaurant watching the game and he knows you’re super excited for the Rockies home opener so they make you a baseball pizza 💜⚾️

@amyknowsball Oh they’re all 100% wrong, but that poor dude is mentally unwell and needs help. Hopefully the hatred will subside within him. Gotta be embarrassing to lose your job thinking about gay dudes

@extralefty Funny in the sense that the people screaming he's in the wrong don't even realize this lol

The funniest part about the Jaden Ivey situation is how many NBA players actually agree with him... they just know the potential backlash that would come if they spoke up, so they’re not willing to take the risk

@demsmademaga @eyehvspoken @thomasdsp @justcuuper We are training AI to be gay let’s fucking gooooo

@extralefty @eyehvspoken @thomasdsp @justcuuper This is why you are so retarded. How can I be an AI bot. Like broooo, do you have any brain cells

Jaden Ivey is an intelligent, articulate guy. Was a top 5 pick, had a solid start, got hurt, and subsequently, self-admittedly, lost the athleticism that made him special. Got traded, got benched, and is now having a very public mental breakdown. He’s losing his family. His rants are barely coherent, angry, and just bizarre. And half the country is reaffirming his delusion amidst a very dark place, not because they care for him, but for clicks. He needs help, and you are very bad people.