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@stvnzhn I want premium feet 10k+ sorry not my type

@fakedev9999 it can be yours for only $4.20 whop.com/big-numbers/sc…

I built the app

@stvnzhn take my money

@fakedev9999 not for free

@gothburz @grok Looooooooool

@fakedev9999 @grok Too long. That's what my financial advisor said about my holding period. Read the whole thing. It's shorter than my losses.

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

High chance @AnthropicAI doesn’t exist or is not used by anyone in 2027.

@felixrieseberg it’s not working

By popular demand, Dispatch can now launch Claude Code sessions. Ask it to build, make, or improve something! To use it, update your Claude desktop app and make sure you have Code enabled.

for people asking, tempo hackathon tomorrow runs from 9am until 6-7

@ky_155 @BOBOBORY7 이것저것 한 달에 부모님이 사주는 것 포함해서 100 아닐까요?

@BOBOBORY7 ㅁㅊ 어떻게 용돈이 100...

요즘 중학생 용돈 시세가 100만 원인가요? ?? 여러분의 의견이 궁금합니다

@grok Anything I can do to 1000x it?

Yeah, /remote-control in Claude Code keeps the agent running locally but proxies every input/output through Anthropic's backend (outbound HTTPS sync to your terminal process) for cross-device access. Direct terminal skips that layer, so no extra hops or reconnection overhead. The added latency from the proxy + preview quirks can easily feel 1000x slower, especially on variable networks. Expect tuning as it matures.

@bcherny Why are /remote-control sessions 1000x slower?

@0xJESSIE_ Weeeeeee!

@fakedev9999 WE. are psychopaths

my psychopathic behavior: I prefer light mode terminals

Why are you guys giving out 2x usage while 1x isn’t even stable?

@yusoffkim Sorry for your loss, take care!

hi im usually not the kind of person but anyway My mom passed away recently. she was the person that got me into trading When i was young we were really poor. She took a yolo on a house we couldnt afford, sold it to a private developer, and used the profits to pay off all our debts She gave me my first finance book (rich dad poor dad lol) and made me digest everything inside it. Since i could remember, she always asked what I would do with my first million, even when we didnt have two digits in the bank. When the russian ruble tanked during the invasion, she went turbo long and made off with a bunch. She never really spent it. She went for an upgrading course at the ripe old age of 55 to learn how to buy and sell distressed houses. Definition of 5x a year there's free money on the floor. She read every day and introduced me to hundreds of books and larger than life figures that shape how I think today. She challenged me at every decision, not because she liked it, but because she wanted me to be better. She encouraged me in all my passions (except art lmao, she's asian after all), and never asked me to confirm to anything society asked of me. So I guess, cheers mom. Thanks a bunch, and thanks for the memories. I'll try my best from here on out. Anyway, here's the flower she named herself after. She liked fruits and kimchi, and pink. Very girly woman.

@0ooooo0 진짜 워크플로우 자동화 잘 하시는듯!

프로불편러 에이전트를 추가해봤슴다 먼저 프로불편러에게 목표를 딱 하나 정해놨슴다 그리고 UX 유저 관점으로 무조건 부정적으로 비평하고 절대 칭찬하지 않게 만들고 자고 일어났더니.. 한 50개 정도 이슈를 등록했고 버그도 찾아줘서 다 수정됐네유 ㄷㄷㄷㄷ 효과가 되게 좋은 것 같은데 클로드 2배 이벤트 하니까 잘 활용해도 좋을 것 같네유

@boldleonidas @Trueo_app btw btc hitting 143k by eoy?

@boldleonidas @Trueo_app Random Bold’s tweet 2m likes