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@Iamemperor00 @Rebels_Raiders

Landlord: “Why is there a goat in Apartment 4B?” Tenant: “That’s a strong opening.” Landlord: “Why. Is there. A goat. In Apartment 4B?” Tenant: “First of all, her name is Daisy.” Landlord: “The lease does not care about her name.” Tenant: “That’s fair.” Landlord: “Pets are limited to cats, dogs, and fish.” Tenant: “Technically, she’s not a pet.” Landlord: “Then what is she?” Tenant: “A witness.” Landlord: “A witness to what?” Tenant: “The theft.” Landlord: “What theft?” Tenant: “My bicycle.” Landlord: “Your bicycle was stolen?” Tenant: “Last Tuesday.” Landlord: “And your solution was to get a goat?” Tenant: “Not immediately.” Landlord: “Explain.” Tenant: “I found Daisy standing beside the thief.” Landlord: “How do you know he was the thief?” Tenant: “Because he was riding my bicycle.” Landlord: “Did you call the police?” Tenant: “Yes.” Landlord: “Good.” Tenant: “They asked if I could identify the suspect.” Landlord: “And?” Tenant: “I couldn’t.” Landlord: “Then how is the goat a witness?” Tenant: “She followed him home.” Landlord: “…” Tenant: “For three miles.” Landlord: “The goat tracked the thief?” Tenant: “That’s what I’m saying.” Landlord: “That’s impossible.” Tenant: “That’s what I thought.” Landlord: “Then what happened?” Tenant: “The police followed Daisy.” Landlord: “You’re serious?” Police Officer: “He’s serious.” Landlord: “How long have you been standing there?” Police Officer: “Long enough.” Landlord: “Please tell me the goat did not solve a crime.” Police Officer: “The goat solved a crime.” Tenant: “Good girl, Daisy.” Landlord: “The goat still can’t live here.” Daisy: “Maaah.” Police Officer: “For what it’s worth, that’s exactly what I said.”

@YuruYurilicious @ShitpostRock2 An FAL is still an "AR" (Assault Rifle) . And it is still chambered in 7.62x51. AR doesn't always mean armalite.

@ShitpostRock2 Thats not a 7.62x51 AR, thats an FNFAL

@Johny_Etwer @HLC_actual @oprktr Well, considering the F15 entered service 2 years after the F14, and much of their service lives ran in parallel, I'd say no. Especially since the navy doesn't have F15's, and the air force never used f14's.

@HLC_actual @oprktr Isn't the F15 the real successor to the F14?

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@DonutOperator Shooting him after his gun had been holstered for 2 full seconds is.... a choice. Now, if he still had the gun raised at you, by all means, but.... not a great look. Getting out and punching him would be a better idea

I’m all for a little horseplay, or shenanigans you could say. Just try not to shoot your buddy in the arm while on duty. Happened in Pasadena last year. Officer’s shoulder has recovered since and “disciplinary action” has been taken. Stay safe out there, even from your homies 😂

@LH9536383886927 @henskelion That's not even remotely close to reality. Systemic pesticides travel through the plant, but they don't just stay in the plant eternally, let alone pass on to the seeds and subsequent generations.

@henskelion every plant you buy from a store or a plant nursery/garden centre has already been treated heavily with pesticides, fungicides, insecticides etc.. some of them systemic meaning its forever in those plants and any seeds grown from those plants... then we wonder where the insects?

I do sometimes wonder if this is actually a result of a massive decline in the overall insect population, or if it’s insects evolving to avoid flying low over roads

@MrLeadslinger Bullshit meter has been through the roof since the very first clips I saw of him. Never believed him for a second.

Wut

@ZakariDahiru2 @shitposts_mp4 youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc?si…

@shitposts_mp4 Done ✅

@LuckyGB18Z @SUGAR_D0PE As long as you train around it, it's not really an issue, just like any other RD mount. What would you suggest, a top mounted RD? If so, that comes with it's own set of issues as well. Everything is a compromise.

@SUGAR_D0PE That’s set up also looks super streamlined. That won’t get caught on anything when you transition or enter doorways, vehicles, and other tight spaces.

@knoxked @domontovich Check your settings, there's options of how you want it prioritized iirc

@domontovich I haven’t seen anyone else ask/report this. There is bug with heals where if your heal is bonded to the quickly item bar and press that button, it heals the least damaged area FIRST. Still prioritizing bleeds but it will repair legs before thorax even if thorax is more damaged.

did my best to cover different topics and pick the questions that felt most worth answering. anything i missed? let me know in the comments 👇 #EscapefromTarkov #EFT #タルコフ

@woofknight Dm: as soon at it hits the antimagic field, which is near, but not at, the end of the barrel. It expands again and explodes the musket barrel, throwing shrapnel everywhere, and you take 1d4 damage.

@AirwingMarine Do goggles prevent the eye irritation, and can you use them in conjunction with respirators to get a defacto gas mask?

Tested all the gas masks and the respirator against the new CS grenade (tear gas). The fact that they took the time to make the respirator work differently because it doesn't cover your eyes is a GREAT touch.

@stankRat_ Better yet, become a super sleuth from the blood splatter, countersnipe the campers, then loot and leave. Or, take the exfil and go fight BD.

For new Tarkov players: if you see bodies, unlooted, at an exfil, don't take it. Or do, you're choice.

@T1mothy2 @nikgeneburn If you honestly expected BSG to allow you to start the campaign with over a year of progression at time of 1.0, you're legitimately retarded. If you care about the story, start over from scratch one last time, eat the gut punch, and get over yourself. If you don't, wallow in shit

@nikgeneburn Fuck you cocksucker! Why do I have to wipe my account to play story and all new content. Fucking game was supposed to be no wipes. Go wipe your ass and eat it you fat fuck

@tragicbirdapp Everybody's looking at his posture, I'm just sitting here wondering why his ass crack goes halfway up his back.

@RonnieAdkins @warpaint1317 Had mine for 5 years so far, and it still works great. I have had the little rubber edge wear off over time, along with some scratches on the buckle itself, but this thing could/will probably go another 5 years of everyday use without batting an eye.

@warpaint1317 I wear a Kore belt I got years ago. Great belts.

This is an unsolicited gear plug. Being from AZ, I've been wearing the same Wilderness 3-stitch Instructor belt for about 12 years. They're local and a great company. The velcro's been replaced a couple times, but it's still going strong under hard use - casual wear, EDC, and plenty of range time/courses. I'm unimpressed by copycat designs and have tried plenty of others, but I compare everything else to my Wilderness belt. I came across @Kore_Essentials belts while checking out @ToorKnives's website, and was intrigued. I gave them a try and have been very impressed. This is a 1.5" wide belt and they're sold in one size, trim to fit. The stiffness well-exceeds that of the Wilderness belt and there's zero flop. I appreciate the ease of the lever buckle and track system which allow for fast adjustment with minimal manipulation. The buckle fastens to one end of the belt with a two-stage system - a reinforced clamp, and two retaining screws which bore into the material to create a secure hold. The other end has a track system which mates with the buckle's locking lever, ratcheting the belt tighter the further it's inserted. There are 40 track points so you get a precise fit whether you're wearing it casually, or with an IWB holster or heavier OWB gear. The thing I always hated about the Wilderness system was the noise, both from the rattle of the cinch-style buckle and the velcro closure anytime I'd don the belt or make an adjustment. The Kore system eliminates that entirely. I'm not worried about the track mechanism failing, short of taking a serious impact to the buckle where belt function would be the least of my concerns. Overall I'm pretty happy with it and this is my new daily belt for casual wear and EDC. We'll see how it holds up at the range and in courses.

@ShitpostReels @Rebels_Raiders

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@WeaponsVault @mmtactician, @the_sandalorian, and @RonnieAdkins could probably tell you, I bet they have some experience.

What’s this shooting position called?

@5StarAlts Make it a poncho.

Late yesterday evening I realized that the hooded figure logo was a bit too much like the cool guys over at Cloak Industries. So, I woke up early and came up with this bad boy. What do you think? I want to keep the old Star logo too.

@FenixAmmunition Because who needs to see anything to their right side?

100% the storage capacity of a Cybertruck and at least 20% less gay.