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you can tell a person's in a very dark place when a fortune cookie means a lot to them

Madonna and Jesus Luz photographed by Steven Klein (2009)

Using my moms credit card to buy cigarettes

Friends with benefits is demonic

@wonkyfab @vimentality7 Ever wonder why they talk about jerking off literally all day….they can’t finish! But most of the time u wont catch a methhead gay without a viagra script on them to balance it out lmao

@fourcigs @vimentality7 Methheads love to jerk off what are you talking about

Ouuuu I know he lays it downnnn

I don’t feel good can u make me some tea

manhattan gays going into brooklyn for the gay clubs is sex tourism

If you keep cheating on your girlfriends then you need to reflect on why you’re attracted to women with so much karmic debt

when the girl u fell out with steals ur whole personality and hobbies

saying “oh that’s not…” while being raped

@deeore5 Modern equivalent of ur uber driving right past so they get that cancellation fee

imagine leaving a sneaky link in 1867 and you go outside and your horse is dead

White Boys With Depression #WhiteBoysWithDepression

it's crazy that there's like 10,000 people who live in Minneapolis or Philly with the identical personal aesthetic who think the coolest thing ever is being a local bar scene person

@ehjovan @BhadDhad @diplo Update for u: Completed above and beyond!!!

@BhadDhad @diplo RATIO ALMOST DONE

consider yourself valentined

I’ve been with girls you couldn’t carry in hotel rooms you definitely could afford

When he lowkey has a drinking problem so he drunk texts you at 5 pm

Hunter Biden Poses with Rapper Fakemink at Coachella tmz.me/CZXhMBQ

One thing about bpd bitches is that they know how to keep a nigga inlove !