Funkaaaaaaa 🇳🇬🥁🎤🤪

I've done this song at quite a number of events but this one hit differently because 6 years don waka and I dey commot UI too 😂❤️ Host with the Most for a reason!! 💥🎤

Did you notice the pattern in the last week? Tinubu held an event where he had all his campaign heads across the state. He didn’t mention a single achievement to arm them with for the campaign. His entire tangential speech was about the ADC crisis and his lack of concern for the opposition. Daniel Bwala was on Arise TV a few days ago. He spent his airtime talking about Peter Obi, Obidients, and his throat surgery. Not a single mention of Tinubu’s achievements so far. Sunday Dare, one of Tinubu’s media aides, was on AIT. The only thing he bothered himself with was dissecting Peter Obi's pathway to emerge as the ADC candidate and the party’s internal wrangling. Totally ignored selling Tinubu’s “successes.” Bayo Onanuga has tweeted for God knows how long, more than he’s paid attention to his wife or concubines. All his tweets have been about Obi, the ADC, and its APC-sponsored crisis. Not a single shot at promoting the “good works” of Emperor Tinubu. What does this say? Tinubu and his team know there is nothing to sell to Nigerians. They have none. Oh yes, that is why the only thing they can give is rice. What is left is to tear down the opposition and emerge unopposed. Read the pattern. They are sore afraid there is still an opposition, a viable one!✍️

No they actually saved football, they saved football from a Russian Oligarch who started the destruction of the league via financial doping that the likes of Manchester City followed. Hopefully Man City also meet their karma soon.

A student was caught cheating in an exam yesterday. The lecturer seized his script and sent him out. This morning, his father came to beg our Dean. He was apologizing on behalf of his son and pleading for mercy, explaining that the boy is already in his final year. My Dean listened attentively and was almost inclined to consider the plea, until he noticed the man was wearing an APC cap. He asked, “Are you an APC member?” The father proudly responded, “Yes, in fact, I was in charge of my ward.” The Dean replied, “I see… no wonder your son is cheating in an exam.” The father went silent. He just stood there… looking.

Chelsea are now taking their « we need to lose to stop Arsenal from winning the league » gimmick too far.

this is x2 chibok girls. i could remember how the whole country was when it happened then. now it seems like a normal story.

This man is blaming pdp for electricity problem? Buhari had 8 years oh! This is how they’ll keep deflecting till everybody turns old

Chelsea actually completed 5 loses in a row before Man United do 5 wins in a row, fairs man.

Send United another £50 million for Garnacho.

Four wins in a row against @ChelseaFC. 🔥👏

First na DENIAL Next na DISTRACTION And now SILENCE #AmupitanMustGo ✊

Why are you people not angry? Am I the weird one? Where is our outrage? 400 people were kidnapped About 16 people were kidnapped from the bus What is wrong with everybody sef

Even Pablo Escobar built schools, clinics, homes and funded education for the people in his favela. These dogs are buying Lamborghinis & Porsches with our hard earned taxes. Fucken hell mate.

Bandits attack on Ibadan-Ijebu road and all of you are silent because you don't want to betray your tribe person. Me I will talk ooooooooo because we don't have shishi in my family

@funkaa_dtmp won 🥇

@Hoodsatoshi Received with thanks 🙏🏽

@Hoodsatoshi Thank you, King 🫶🏽

@funkaa_dtmp You won

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JUST IN: President Bola Tinubu’s Chief of Staff, Femi Gbajabiamila, has been caught on video openly advising Leke Abejide, a key figure in the African Democratic Congress (ADC), to remain in the party and “fight them… scatter them.” In the viral video, Gbajabiamila, while speaking with Abejide, urged him not to abandon the ADC despite ongoing leadership crises and court battles rocking the opposition party. “I know you to be a committed party man. I know you to be a fighter… So please, my charge to you is to stay in that same ADC. Fight them. Scatter them! Hold on to your party, ADC. Do not abandon them. We like what you are doing. Continue,” Gbajabiamila said. He dismissed suggestions that Abejide should leave the ADC, insisting that the party belongs to him since he built it “with your sweat and your money.” “Don’t mind them — the former Governor said that you should come and join… No, no, no. Stay in ADC. Win your election in ADC as you will. Bring Dada Gombe… Those of us in support… Do the right thing. You are a fighter,” he added. Gbajabiamila further encouraged Abejide to fight in court to retain control of the party. The explosive video has sparked massive outrage online, with many accusing the Tinubu administration of actively working to destabilise the opposition ADC ahead of the 2027 general elections. Watch the video in the comment section.

Ran out of beverages at home, so I sent our security to grab coffee from the street to jumpstart my morning. He came back with sachets of Milo. I poured three sachets into one small mug, and it still looked like lightly tinted water. I just stood there, confused. Everything is shrinking, quantity ooo, quality ooo, even expectations. What used to feel normal while we were growing up now feels like a luxury. And the scary part? We’re all quietly adjusting like this is fine, and the people in power kept telling us to be grateful. They built a system that keeps lowering our standard of living, and called it REFORM. A system driven by selfish interests will never produce a thriving nation!

Chelsea purposely lose to Brighton so that Arsenal won’t win the league

What Roman Abramovich did with that football club was illegal.