greg lasso

getting in facebook fights so i can feel something again

@courtland_kusmi @tylerthecreator @vincestaples 🔥🔥🔥

me when i replace doomscrolling with micro-learning

you’re in her DMs, I’m replacing doom-scrolling with micro-learning. We are not the same.

@omgthatsmd YOOOO HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS

*talking to friend whos a rat* mannn it's all about cheese with u 😂😂😂

Can’t believe it’s the last day of the year.

myrrh? i hardly nyrrh

Try again, pal

@Carterwbthomas this is it

@heartgoldjules :(

had a migraine this morning for the first time in my life. everything else I thought was a migraine before this point in my life, was not a migraine. that shit sucks.

@heartgoldjules LOL

going through my photo SD cards from middle school was a bad choice

I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me.

me: *enjoying the calm* guy: this is the calm before the storm me: the what

@tylerschmall even just look at the pictures. totally different colors and mood

@tylerschmall the vibes of these movies are totally different, and people are seeing them on the same day.

teapot dad: well tip my ass over and pour me the hell out, Jim is that you? How long has it been!

teapot: well tip my ass over and pour me the hell out

fuck the monarchy and that INCLUDES the Burger King