Lord Howroyd of Barkisland

Carry On Cleo becomes Carry Off Keir #Infamy

"Whether Starmer stays or goes we can all agree that me being fed is the most important thing"

Thank you all for coming to my TEDDY talk: Pesky Boys and How to Deal With Them.

This is quite a photograph. A young David Attenborough with 2 children. The boy is now the King and almost 80. The girl is Princess Anne, a couple of years younger.

Happy 100th Birthday to Sir David Attenborough Thank you for being a friend to all animals and for helping the world to cherish us x

Photo of the Day: B52 fighter jet passes so close to the sun that its engine exhaust starts to melt the surface of the sun. The B52 exhaust reaches temperatures of up to 8008.5° Kelvins because it uses Advanced Radioactive Substituted Electrons fuel Photographed from a Canberra

@AllSaintsnews98 @AuthorWelland A very honest and fair post. I look at the punishment Swindon had earlier in year over EFL Trophy and whether they have the bottle to award play off to Boro even if they lose. It’s a big call.

My thoughts on the spying fiasco: 1. Utterly embarrassing for Southampton and taints what was a brilliant end to the season for us. 2. Tonda and senior staff surely knew about this. 3. Spying is something that happens all the time but rarely caught red-handed…very bad look all round. 4. Most likely result - points deduction next season and hefty fine. 5. Credit to Boro; obvs they have every right to be annoyed about this but I think all of their official statements / journalist posts have been classy and professional (e.g. no leaked recordings, subjective views etc) - which makes us look even more embarrassing. 6. Players must be fuming; given how well they have been playing over the last few months. 7. I thought we had a genuine chance tomorrow - but given the psychological effect now…I’m not sure. #SaintsFC

Photo of the Day: The Millennium Falcon undergoing a £800.85bn refit at HNAS Yeovilton (Gloucestershire) to make her ready for this year's #MayTheFourth celebrations May the Force be with you! #StarWars Photographed from a Canberra

“Cocteau Twins may have proved hugely influential – the entire subgenre of dream-pop exists in their shadow – but 40 years on, no one else has ever really sounded like this” Read The Guardian’s ranking of the 20 greatest Cocteau Twins songs below cocteautwins.ffm.to/guardian

Some people use the Force… 🤨 I prefer a well-timed toast and a five-year mission. 🥂 May the Fourth be with you… if you must but let’s be honest; I’ve been boldly going since before it was cool. 😉🚀

May the fourth be with you

Leaving your cat alone for an entire day is now against the law in Sweden. According to 2026 regulations from the Swedish Board of Agriculture (Jordbruksverket), owners must ensure their pets' social and emotional needs are met alongside physical care. Owners are legally required to check on and interact with their cats at least twice a day.

May the sausages be with you.

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@jiff1967 Could hear it in the Arkells

Quick question for everyone who was in the ground yesterday, did anyone hear the Roll of honour. im starting to think maybe it was only on the radio not actually broadcast in the ground

Hooray, our World Cup 2026 Wall Chart is FINISHED 🥳 It's our biggest wall chart ever, an A1-sized shambles sullied by SIXTY wonky doodles. If you'd like a free one, RT this and we'll send out a couple of freebies to some (un)lucky RTers. Otherwise, shop link below x

@BrianRoemmele @JDNOPICS No this is a live performance for Richard Skinner

New Order practicing Blue Monday in 1984.

@JayneMoobs Remember seeing them touring it when it came out still one of their best- and they have a high bar!

Now playing, I love this record 💚

Today we're remembering David Rocastle on what would have been his 59th birthday ❤️

Should we have custard pies for breakfast or supper...? 🤔