Ren.

“I am the house in which the table resides”

Hello can someone from @Walmart explain why when I went to return a defective item less than two weeks from the purchase date with a receipt I was told I had to put the money on a Walmart gift card and not back to the card I purchased it with?

shutting the fuck up. im not even joking either.

@tabinoflover @DoubleDwater

trump saying he doesn’t want pronouns after an interview tells him kamala has she/her in her bio and the interviewer responding with “so you’re fluid” is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever heard

Me off the reposado, a Celsius and two bites of Caesar salad

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex addict on drugs music smh

I can’t believe we live in a world where things like this exist and we just have to suffer through capitalism

“Nature is fucking LIT”

Maya Rudolph on Hot Ones is the funniest thing I've ever seen

“and who is your primary care doctor” buddy it’s 2024. are you also gonna ask me who my butler is or where I’ve parked my lamborghini, be for real

The strawberry I bought last week staring at me grabbing another can of soda from the back of the fridge

@ me

I am honestly so impressed with my packing abilities. Every time.

This is what happens when you getting 🫢 right

🥴🥴

@DoubleDwater SO MUCH OF THIS

Speak for yourself, I talk to myself a lot 😂

Everytime I feel like my life hard, I remember people my age have 3 kids 😭

@DoubleDwater Or they’re hanging out Molly 😂