L O L A !

i’m watching a movie

@xXDoveManXx i got a push notification for this post.

Fuck I’m so sexy

@GoochWipe @beetlemoses 🥰

@GoochWipe @fuckeveryword 😂

fucking chud

@hh__gregg dude ??? 🫤

@bupbpo so sorry to hear this. sending my love. 🩶

if thats your girl why is she at the thrift store looking for funky lamps with me

@persistantz this is how It all feels

i think about this one occasionally

@xXDoveManXx i wasn’t familiar with your game

@httpsbug_ Been fakecel for many years

I hope you don’t just see me as a 6’5 fakecel with a nice cock but also as a friend <3

my colleagues and i have grown fond of playing “bind, torture, kill”.

@toromihearts2 the one time like five years ago … who remembers

i cant watch criminal minds for extended periods of time anymore or i start thinking my moms been kidnapped every time she doesnt answer a text past 5pm

i am the most loved girl in the entire world

@bumpasshelll @persistantz thoughts on this?

Literally the only weird dm I got out of my most recent hit tweet. This was it

@Travertino_ alani is the only way to go. or just coffee

@httpsbug_ You give off monster energy vibes. What should I have chosen?

I'm about to lose my virginity to energy drinks

@GoochWipe who was sending my hb imogen heap spotify links 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

@Bodie9210472856 most of the time

Who up getting sad for no reason

@poster_kun anyone know a cute literary girl living in chicago so he can stop posting like this

I wasn't kidding, by the way. If you're cute and live in Chicago DM me NOW. I may or may not behave myself.

@sw4mpfever @dunvier inspo

magnet collection update (we'll soon be running out of space)

@milkbraining this genuinely looks amazing

it looks burnt but it isn't i swear