Count your Jam Blessings 🍓

I’m not offended when someone claims that I am not a Christian, because their opinion does not matter to me. I know who I am, I know God’s plan, and I’ll follow HIM in faith 🤍

@FaithLikeAbish2 @YostyTX I gotta play the devils advocate if there’s ever an option 🤣

Wait wait wait Are y’all kissing other peoples kids on the lips or just yours?

@GrandpaJoeSux Definitely open with a long alooohhhaaa. Knocks em dead every time.

Guys, I'm speaking in church in 2 days and I can't figure out my opening joke. My ward thinks I'm a funny guy, I can't NOT do an opening joke. Its a missionary homecoming, if that helps. I'm obviously speaking before him.

@jmillinmac Freaking Bumstead, baby. "The Standard"

To the men replying “nuh uh” If you don’t know who this is I’m sorry you’re not gym bro enough yet And if you do know who this is… take a look at your Instagram feed and tell me you’re not gay 🤨🤣

@NauvooSpice @TheUnderTiny She looks like she won the ward bake off and the most prideful old bird in the reliefs society tasted it and couldn’t hold back how much she enjoyed it

@Throat_of_Gods That’s why classic is the best division. Some guys will literally look at CBum and say “I don’t wanna get THAT big” like they even had a chance or the genetics to accomplish it in the first place.

@jmillinmac It’s definitely a personal preference. I value practicality over aesthetic. I just don’t think bodybuilding is it. With the exception of pregnancy. I’m all for that kind of bodybuilding.

@Throat_of_Gods That’s a wet towel take lol

@jmillinmac Bodybuilding is nasty. It’s excessive and fake and good for nothing but being admired.

@merrynick13 Better representation is for sure the coconut Dr Pepper

It’s not even that good😭 worst representation EVER

@TheUnderTiny @ZionsCampfire I’ve heard this place is super exclusive as most people are dying to get in there

@ZionsCampfire Gorgeous! I’m just at the Franklin, Idaho cemetery. 🤷‍♂️

Where I am right now..

FINE.

@IJustDoItForThe That’s only if you’re blasting gear like a maniac and don’t actually understand the mechanics of what’s happening. Lowest effective dose is a thing

@jmillinmac Medical teams can monitor and measure things, but there's not really a ton of treatment to be done. Once anabolic steroid scarring hits your heart...you're toast.

@axelsmom93 @MamaCAllen Depending on how many kids you have you may not need staples 🤣

@jmillinmac @MamaCAllen I’d rather staple my nipples to the floor and do push ups than do Bulgarian split squats.

I don't know why, but squats are infinitely more bearable with a dumbbell in my hand than without. I don't understand it.

@IJustDoItForThe I can guarantee you that man has had more medical support involved in his career than the average gym bro on roids lol

@jmillinmac Litetally the only thing I see is a heart attack at 46 due to the roids...and epilepsy.

@simply_s4rah @AuntSuziQuilts I tried liking Aladdin but I miss Robin Williams too much 😭

@AuntSuziQuilts I haven't seen Mulan yet. Aladdin wasn't too bad. Lion King didn't need to be made? I don't know haha. I love Moana, if I see the remake, it will be on Disney Plus

When will Disney stop making live action remakes? Will they ever learn? 🙃 It looks like Moana did not do well and got a 32 or 33% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. 😬😳 There are two exceptions for me and that's Cinderella and Beauty and the Beast. Otherwise, they need to stop.

@MamaCAllen Everyone overestimates themselves when attempting those bad boys don’t worry lol

@jmillinmac Ma'am, you greatly overestimate my abilities 🤣

@HB2552876 I KNEW IT

@jmillinmac Me running to delete my Instagram

@wafflehouserfc @TheUnderTiny @4thdegreeofmom Oooof guess we better get our stones ready then 😉🤣

@TheUnderTiny @4thdegreeofmom @jmillinmac Wish I’d known that before signing up

I swear no one is gayer than straight guys in the gym 🏋🏽‍♂️✨