John Hart

Did I mention that I’m officially one of North East comedy ones the watch in 2024? Look! There’s me bottom right!

@hornet_heaven “The bastard Colin Simpson of Dean Friedman”, a deep cut, but there you go!

@hornet_heaven “Emergency Jack Smith”

There's a correct answer to this. (Wrong ones might also be amusing.) #watfordfc

@hornet_heaven Yeah sorry. That would be a ridiculously answer as he played for Watford for about 7 minutes. Colin Simpson?

@johnVeverything (wrongly) perfect!

It’s any partially musical comedian who spent their lunch break working out how to play “The Best of You” for a topical aside that won’t be topical when the gig is rescheduled that I feel sorry for #standupcomedy

Amazing line-up (genuinely, if I had to pick a dream comedy line up it would pretty much be this one) important cause, somehow some tickets still left - tynetheatreandoperahouse.uk/portfolio/tyne… #Newcastle #comedy #standupcomedy

I will be hosting the legendary @LongLiveComedy2 this Tuesday @TheTownWallPub - the lineup is great, I’ve bought a new shirt for it, get yourselves down! #newcastle #comedy #standupcomedy

In which the guy from @EveryoneDiesPod seriously tempts fate #sunderland #standupcomedy #comedy

Cricketers

Excited as always to be on at Red Raw @StandNewcastle (hosted by Lee Kyle which *guarantees* a good show)

@DNSYE_podcast Jay Demerit sent a birthday card to my ex, who really fancied him. Going the other way, David James once asked me to settle a disagreement with his son over who was Arsenal’s sub keeper in the Champions League final where Lehman got sent off (he was correct)

Has a #watfordfc footballer ever helped you out? Maybe Heiðar Helguson lent you a fiver when you went over budget at a petrol station or John-Joe O’Toole recommended you a reasonably priced plasterer. Let us know your stories below!

@scurrilusrumour In the words of The Wonder Years “my heart keeps saying ‘stay young’/my lower back seems to disagree”

@johnVeverything Given our ages that’s a fate we can very much relate to

Excited to be asked to do this next month - find me at The Craic Factory in Ouseburn on February 8th, in a venue where my young children once got into a fight over the last bit of hummus

@scurrilusrumour Slipped disc - inevitable in a dog which is 90% back.

@johnVeverything Age? Or just done something daft?

@scurrilusrumour If only. He still needs to go for a walk, even though presently he is unable to

@johnVeverything Is this performative? The dachshund thing?

@scurrilusrumour Dangerously middle class. Even by my standards. And I’m currently carting a dachshund around in a pram

@johnVeverything So middle class

Very tempted to have this review blown up and fixed to the side of my house, like a West End show #comedy #standupcomedy

Doing some jokes at the Craft Bar in Scarborough this Thursday #standup #comedy #Scarborough #northyorkshire