Karim

@TheDukeeee Apple Music users just be chillin n here comes Spotify users for no reason like bro it’s a streaming service move on with ya life

@eminemhaterr @justalexoki Don’t forget about me when you start reaching 200 likes

@kcominelli @justalexoki It’s provocative it gets the people going

@eminemhaterr @justalexoki Never seen ur tweets above 5-6 likes

@justalexoki Blue voters acting self righteous about a problem they created

eu nao sou ninguém pra julgar ele

Me after sleeping on my arm for hours.. 😅

Mis huevos dándose cuenta de que no soy yo quien baja mis pantalones

Both societies exist simultaneously Really incredible to think about

The Artemis II is flying by the Call of Duty Zombies location 'Moon' RIGHT NOW - views of Earth from the Group 935 Moon facility 'Griffin Station' are jaw-dropping.

Growing old together is a good thing

Bartenders when you ask them to change the channel from a replay of yesterday’s horse races to the very popular college basketball tournament

2022 VS 2026

the pose you hit at 6AM before going to work/school

🙄🙄🙄

The IRS returned my tax return this year after I apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly. In response to the question, “Do you have anyone dependent on you?” I wrote: “9.5 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 3.4 million unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in Minnesota plus 650 idiots in Washington.” The IRS stated the answer I gave was “unacceptable!” I then wrote back, “Who did I leave out?!”