KLUMPY

every time i try to send @MaddieKirchner a funny tweet:

everyone in the office this morning talking about the bracket instead of the Oscars...???

paper towels are better at being napkins than napkins are

New ick unlocked (on myself): When I clickity clack my shoes together to knock the snow off before getting in the car

Severance was designed in a lab to win the Emmy, and they just lost to the hospital drama lol

we're back

Can I use AI to filter my Twitter feed into tweets I actually want to see?

@bearishbark @ATRightMovies bro

@ATRightMovies Heat is bad

Which movie opinion is this?

i love everybody’s niche halloween costumes!! i love the specificity I love the creativity i love when you put a lot of time and effort into something that is quite literally just to make yourself laugh and i genuinely love when i don’t understand it and have to have it explained

I'm confident we're 2 seasons away from Love is Blind running an AI voice bot as one of its contestants

survivor challenges are sorta like the taco bell menu

"Imagine being married to that person (Pat McAfee)" - @MaddieKirchner

@ShaneC0 @Underdog__NFL Saleh-lujah

@Underdog__NFL Hallelujah

Schefter: Jets fire Robert Saleh.

Sponsorships aren't annoying if they make sense

it makes sense for Applebee's to sponsor Football Night in America

Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next

@gregoryjwolf not an all-time great like that yet, but each season takes a step up.

s4 here we come...

how fitting for the emmy's to air on the same night as the episode of industry that will win the emmy next year