bud wiser

karl marx was onto something man, we’re all hamsters in this wheel and there’s no fucking cheese

🚨 #ExpressInvestigation | The Union Minister of State for Agriculture Bhagirath Choudhary received a ₹99.03 lakh subsidy for a commercial cucumber farming project under a scheme run by the ministry he serves in. While the final approval was granted by an NHB project approval committee that does not include the minister, Choudhary is the ex-officio Vice-President of the NHB board that oversees its functioning. The project, worth ₹1.99 crore, was among 467 approved under the scheme in 2025. Express Investigation by: Harikishan Sharma

sorry for having a tiny waist and correct opinions

When it's eight in the morning and everything seems possible, but now it's four in the afternoon and there is nothing left that can be done

read the fucking room man

@xtremeragebait why living life with hate, spicy nahi kha sakte kya

@maggiloverr What😭😭

Like genuinely anyone who hates Pav bhaji and Panipuri/Golgappe has a friend in me forever

@xtremeragebait going to eat both today just to not experience this

In July, we will hit TWO years since the incident. We are working on WITHDRAWING the case. Not because we were threatened or bribed, but because our justice system is a sorry excuse. Judges have changed. Matter has stayed. No one has taken my statement since the complaint.

@xtremeragebait fr no consent before recording anyone. humans shouldn’t be given this sort of power

@maggiloverr The idea of meta glasses was straight up evil and creepy

literally, how can it be allowed when it’s doomed for downfall

What did you do?

ill never understand this as an Indian - 2 bruschetta toh hum chai ke saath biscuit mein serve karde.

is there a way to permanently be under the effects of two beers

@purplehashish Gone independent?

ngl traveling in a rickshaw got me feeling like lajpat ki raani

@crybabynams interaction of all elements in da bong and me pure chemistry 🫦

my first proper physics lesson was making a bong out of a gatorade bottle behind the football field when i was 16

i just want to be a cow in my next life

Why is everything influencerized?! Who needs influencers to promote devil wears Prada, as if people wouldn’t watch it sheet

@crybabynams life so cooked forgot about it 😪

happy 4/20

@fettuccinehoe Legend

this 🫦