Mark Clews

The GB team will bring back more medals to that stadium than west ham have seen in their entire history 🫢🫶🏼😂

Thoroughly enjoyed the rattled comments under this, but in all seriousness, to have a global championships back in London would be incredible for our sport. I didn't think we'd get the opportunity again during my career, the british crowd would fill it everyday. Seems silly for London to be taken out of the running, over a football team not compromising on a stadium they pay RENT for when it's only a few extra away games, everything's always all about money and never moments. let us have this moment!!! pretty please 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🤝🤝🤝🤝💕💕💕💕

Nigel Farage says Reform never promised to cut taxes so here is a series of clips of him definitely not promising to cut taxes.

🚨 Asked about council tax promises, Nigel Farage just shouts: “Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!” Then threatens to end the interview with Beth Rigby. The man who sold Britain “the easiest deal in history” still struggles with basic questions about the consequences.

Voters in Gorton and Denton can take a FREE personality test today. Simply go into a polling booth and if you find yourself voting for Matt Goodwin, you'll know you're a twat. #GortonAndDenton

"Hands up if you are so dim you actually believe you're the Shadow Home Secretary, even though you're not even an MP and just bought your way to the role of Chief Gobshite"

No “end of the day” or “over the moon” Games gone

Kemi Badenoch called high interest rates on student loans an ‘unfair debt trap’ - no one tell her who introduced it

Expert level trolling by Bedford Borough Council....

Licensed by @Newsflare Miles of stationary traffic on the M25 anti-clockwise near Sevenoaks after an incident with a lorry newsflare.com/video/840497/m…

Massive queue on the M25 anti-clockwise near Sevenoaks. Wouldn’t like to be going that way!

Rest assured that Reform will NEVER work with Tories. Apart from Lee Anderson, Nadine Dorries, Danny Kruger, Andrea Jenkyns, Jonathan Gullis, Sarah Pochin, Jake Berry, Marco Longhi, Peter Bone, Robert Jenrick, Andrew Rosindell, Suella Braverman…

Reform now has Boris Johnson’s… - chancellor (Zahawi) - communities sec (Jenrick) - culture sec (Dorries) - attorney general (Braverman) - political sec (Kruger) - skills minister (Jenkyns) - Northern powerhouse minister (Berry) - health minister (Caulfield) - parliamentary private sec (Nici) - assistant whip (Holloway) - Scottish minister (Offord) The old band getting back together

In the least surprising defection ever, I'm delighted to welcome Suella Braverman to Reform. Her invaluable experience as a minister includes getting sacked from the same job twice and saying that being homeless is a “lifestyle choice”.

75% of Reform MPs have previously been elected as representatives of the Conservative Party. They broke the country last time; do you trust them to fix it?

This isn't satire. No jokes. This is the President of the United States telling Norway that he's going to take Greenland from Denmark because Norway didn't give him a peace prize. This isn't Orange Man Bad. This is Orange Man Mad.

Starmer's festive advice to Reform MPs: "If mysterious men from the East appear bearing gifts, this time report it to the police." Cheeky fucker.

I watched every video my wife and I filmed in the last decade and made a montage featuring about 300 of them… Happy 10th Wedding Anniversary Mrs Clews | TEN YEARS of married fun in under four minutes youtu.be/8cKsmGTl0yQ?si… via @YouTube

Our cat is a magician. This is her locked out the house first thing this morning. Every door and window, and the cat flap was locked shut. Ten minutes later she jumped on my bed. Somewhere on our house there is a hole big enough for a cat to get in and I can’t find it anywhere!

Which one is more English?