mattlap

I’ve sent JD Vance to Pakistan to negotiate with the Iranians. I’d go myself; but I don’t want to go to Pakistan.

We nuked the wrong country.

open.spotify.com/album/5poA9SAx… #ye

@TTVauger #skinAugerAlive

Sources tell me Bully is stable Please God

@kanyewest Holy shit

BULLY ON THE WAY NO AI

Nice watch mate didn't even notice your shining bald head or 5'8 stature

@Short_77227 @Kurrco What country is this?🏳️‍⚧️

@matttlap @Kurrco Bully isn't dropping I fear

YEAT ADL (ALBUM) MARCH 27TH 🚨

@tragicbirdapp Mrbeast on the left?

God protects the hairline of the men pure in heart

how am I supposed to enjoy the Super Bowl knowing that Clavicular got brutally frame mogged

Whites show lowest rate of intermarriage of any demographic. Follow: @AFpost

@FrankLopezGhost @JustBins lmao

When I was it my teens I would laugh at middle aged men saying they didn’t want their wives working, then I got my first job & the understood it all,

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 AN IMAGE OF THE DELTA FORCE OPERATORS WHO RAIDED VENEZUELAN PRESIDENT NICOLÁS MADURO HAS BEEN LEAKED:

Pierre Poilievre’s message to Canadians is simple: You will NOT be asked to sacrifice anymore. You have ALREADY sacrificed enough. Mark Carney wants you to ACCEPT a lower standard of living. Conservatives REFUSE that vision. NO MORE SACRIFICES

It’s here. A recap of my #SpotifyWrapped spotify.com/wrapped-share/…

@elilap306 🥰

@matttlap Stay warm pookie

Tis the season for air conditioning