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Arcadia Bay 加入时间 Eylül 2015
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Max Caulfield
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Poor Bongo. He never saw that car coming
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Who needs a dorm map anyway?
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It is hella cold out here
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Who cares? This class is hella bullshit.
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Chloe, you can't get revenge if you're dead!
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Max Caulfield
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It's about time somebody finally killed Chloe. Think of how often that bitch almost got me killed.
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Max Caulfield
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And nobody is going to hurt Chloe ever again
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Max Caulfield
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So who's using this fancy tripod?
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Max Caulfield
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Now if I could only find Rachel
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Max Caulfield
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Chloe is so damn cute– she's really trying to suss out what my vision means...
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Max Caulfield
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No more bongs for her
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Max Caulfield
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Ah, the apocalypse entertainment system
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Max Caulfield
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Sometimes ignorance is bliss
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Max Caulfield
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No, you only wanted to be popular.
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Max Caulfield
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Man, Joyce and William built a whole new bathroom for Chloe. They're so great.
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But I had no idea what would happen, and... as usual, I messed everything up, and... I never want to hurt you, ever.
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