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TheMadame♧
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We've reached the age where we show up for weddings at 5pm and leave at 6:30pm just to show that you came ko 🤣🤣🤣
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The cutest thing is when you've yapped about the most random shit and one month later he still remembers some part of the nonsense 🤩🤩😍
HONITEL👑@HonitelHQ
Women yap a lot when they really like you, and I find it so cute. When they’re with you, they just keep talking about the most random things. Then you’re there, smiling, listening, and adding to the gist to make her yap even more. And then she catches herself mid-yap and says, “Am I talking too much?” No, my baby, you are not. You’re so cute, keep yapping, I’m your listener 😂❤️
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I have an irrational hatred toward this genre of books.
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I wish Instagram would move those stupid floating faces of people who liked a post
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Malaya for further education.
Malaya for contraception(even though the drugs have other indications : ovarian cysts,acne,heavy periods, dysmenorrhea)
Malaya for having a child early.
Malaya for single mother(the parent that stayed)
Malaya for having no child at a certain age…
ba sing slay 💅🏽@kigutasheilaa
Once you realize as a woman you’re automatically a whore some things don’t bother you. Sawa umeniita malaya and then? 😂😂
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What????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Metatron@pureMetatron
The pope should take time off politics, to study the bible and learn who Jesus Christ was.
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Moral authority is not about having the power to force people to follow one’s lead. It is the ability to influence people through the virtue of one’s character, the strength of one’s example and the wisdom of one’s words.
Cindy K@MAGAMAHACindy
You can’t be American and stand against the President.
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Why would you do black toe nails!!
The correct order is
Baby Pink
French tips
Red
White
𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛@muheediva01
Black toe nails. Or. Red toe nails
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This is low key cute though
Rabe_Ruby🌚🌸@MsRabe_
My grandmother guys✋🏾✋🏾😭😭 this lady stresses me out
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Who else noticed that the TV has started becoming useless at home???
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God is good.🙏...Deal closed.💼...Uganda get ready for December.
It might get breezy.👊🏻
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never seen someone get excommunicated by a community note
Taotao🇦🇺@magataotao
I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope.
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Usher and Chris Brown need to have Ciara as an opening act. It’s only right.
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I've never been mistaken for any other tribe 🤣🤣🤣
AndyJnr ° Umaru @AndyjnrUmaru
Based on your Physical Appearance, which Tribe do people mistake you for??
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