Monarch's Effect

One thing that Twitter NG makes evident is that most people on social media don't have good comprehension skill and they read tweets/watch videos to react before they even comprehend it...They don't even ask for context anymore especially when certain keywords appear in a tweet😂

It still feels like a dream😩 To be amongst the Top 18% of 7,602 candidates at the Nigerian law school who took the bar finals exam🥹 God is indeed merciful and full of grace♥️

@only1bubies @Owenzzino Mad comeback 🥺🔥

The enemy almost took my life this week. Cos he knew the good news in front but God said no. Ebubechukwu David-Mark ODO LL.B (Second Class Lower) B. L (First Class) Thank you God 🙏❤️

@Owenzzino @DrealAlfred Red scroller 🔥🔥🔥

If you do nothing else for me, you have done enough o! Omenma, omenma! You have done enough o!

@Dzinihorse @goofyythebitch And what this unpredictability achieve?😅

@goofyythebitch I can assure you that the delay is intentional, they don't want to be predictable It will drop when you guys are not expecting Congratulations to you guys

So soon thereafter lo fin ko wa lomi obe je

@_Bervelyyy Fair enough

@MonarchsEffect Last set’s result was released in the night

They had better release that result tonight. I can’t go through this torture for another week.

@badtutuu No mind them. Them dey advertise "Royal Package" for who dey fear say he go get peasant grade😭😅😅

People are trying to deal with result anxiety and you’re dropping wig and gown combo deal? Don’t piss me off please 😭

@KingEsene "I am not even bothered about this result"😅

e fara bale.

Rumors wey dey give person high BP just dey fly around 😅Person say question 4 for property law exam na equitable mortgage not legal mortgage 💀

@KingEsene Wahala😅😭

Weekend wey go sweet or not, na from Thursday midnight we dey know.

@CMoseschuks It's actually now third week of April dear Prophet Moses😅

2025 Bar Finals result to drop on second week of April, 2026.

IP lawyer but you dey watch the leaked version of Avatar: Aang, The Last Airbender 2026💀

Please you students applying to these firms for undergraduate internship should pause first😅 Y'all are looking for experience while still in Uni, we dey find source of livelihood abeg😭🤲

@TheNanaAishat @zolloesq So you have never admired designer things in this world that you clearly cannot afford and are not yet at your level? Off the road foolish girl 😒

You texted me and told me I’ve very pretty and I billed you for my gym premium subscription and you ghosted, it’s okay if you’re struggling as a man but don’t go around admiring women that are not on your level. End.

@KerenKBitto This is the reason I advise people to date within their intellectual bandwidth 😅 Non-lawyers will see every conversation you have with them as an "argument" and every explanation you give is seen as you "practising advocacy" with them🤦‍♂️

😂😭🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼you literally cannot do anything as a lawyer in a relationship with a non-lawyer without them thinking you’re “lawyering” and to you, it’s just regular conversation 🤣

Nigerians truly think their mortality should be the only thing others should live by worldwide 😅 A country where the citizens cannot even talk to their leaders and hold them accountable, you now want to tell someone else thousands of miles away what do WITH THEIR OWN LIVES?💀

@nwa_Alor_town Gbam😅

You just made me remember my past. I did this thing o 😂. Whenever this guy brings a girl, I'll select any of pst Lazarus Mouka, Kumuyi or Olukoya's messages and play it. They wont be comfortable and that's how they'll leave. The guy be wan fight me after it went on for a while o

The desperate attempts of Nigerians to water down the importance of the legal profession in Nigeria by showing how Ai tools like Claude and Chatgpt can replace lawyers all because it gave you a 5 page contract draft?😂 Same contract that doesn't have a proper execution clause?💀

@Ebube_Emechebe My own take is why you couldn't have stated your reservations about PUSG in a separate tweet. By quoting Vanessa's first post, you have taken away from her success story on getting a scholarship and now the entire conversation has been about PUSG rather than her accomplishment 🤦‍♂️

Waited for your follow-up tweet because of the ellipsis at the end of this one but as it's taking this long, here goes: The reason behind the outrage two days ago wasn't about a meagre "proof of financial need". It is boldly stated as a requirement in the application form by PUSG to attach an affidavit. Now the specific wording of whether it was an affidavit of poverty or an affidavit to prove means of income or financial need is what is being contested now, which is fine, but the fact that you said it's just a proof of financial need is wrong. Congratulations to you once again on winning, and I honestly do not mean to rein on your success, but what is worth doing is worth doing well. Other scholarship grants exist, as popular as PUSG, but they do not ask for your arm and your leg. They do not ask you to enter in the public records that you're poor, something that could be retrieved tomorrow for public use if need be. The whole essence of what I have been trying to say is that the requirement to even depose to an affidavit, whether for poverty or financial need or means of income, should be set aside. And if there are other scholarship grants that ask for this strenuous requirement, they should be called out. The attention is on PUSG because they are the known culprits and it's been going on for years.

@MrEazi105419 I like to fight fire with fire sometimes, it's good for the plot

@MonarchsEffect Are you 4real?

Back in university, my immediate neighbour nearly finished me with his steady flow of girlfriend. Almost every night, something was happening. The building had PVC ceiling, so you could hear almost everything from the next room. And this guy was very energetic when it comes to bedroom matters. The painful part was that we shared the same name. So during their marathon, the girls would be calling his name (my name too), shouting for him to go harder. I endured it for a while, but one day I couldn’t take it anymore. I had to confront him and beg him to consider my sanity. To be fair, he listened to me and from that day, the noise reduced. Sometimes you just have to speak up. You might need to talk to your neighbour too.