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I'm removing mulch in my backyard today and I found a Wade giraffe (Red Rose Tea)
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Offshore Oddities𓅣
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Offshore Oddities𓅣
@offshoreoddity
Graphic Designer/Writer/Beachcomber Born absolutely exhausted and fed up with everyone’s shit
I don't know anymore 加入时间 Nisan 2018
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@offshoreoddity Can I say something everyone already said when this Pic debuted?
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Behold Pearl the oyster, the greatest of Eldritch mascots.
Melly@MocaIsSoLoca
all this build up to reveal the ugliest creature known to man
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@crazekananas @hellosami @Grungette Bro why are you doing math homework in your posts? Did you expect answers?
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You could fill every pot hole in the city with all that tar. Which city? Doesn't matter.
🔞Saveydro🔞@Saveydro
Get a load of this panini press in the kitchen at the gas station where I work. It's never been cleaned and stays on 24/7.
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@rock___city @MocaIsSoLoca "STOP USING AI! USE A REAL ARTIST!"
Company: *uses real artist*
"THEY FUCKING SUCK!"
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@sayuomi Boil water > put pasta in > take one out once soft and test if it's ready by tasting it > should have a little give but not too soft/not too hard. Takes like 10 minutes tops for most noodles. Don't put pasta in water UNTIL IT'S BOILING.
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it disintegrated AGAIN. AGAIN AND AGAIN. im so tired i actually cannotndo this what am i doing wrong why is pasta of all things my arch nemesis
sayuomi! - semi ia@sayuomi
lets try making pasta again
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@nakkkkkan Your dog looks like my friend's dog Teddy. He even has spots in a similar place on his back ♥️
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@TheRealRathole Hawaiian honeycombs are technically from Hawaii but it's a J so we had to Jersey it up
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@offshoreoddity The real nj weird food is that ice cream cone in the shape of a J at seaside.
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I had to look up Oreo Overload and it's just an ice cream sundae from Coldstone Creamery, which is only along the NY and PA borders in New Jersey. It's barely in our state. We still eat turtle soup in south NJ, oreos are hardly weird. Whoever made this is a tourist.
Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps
The weirdest foods in each U.S. state
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Bert has just discovered how social media works. Give him a round of applause everyone 👏 👏👏👏👏👏
bert@airpippens
this dude just retweeting anything
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THE POWER OF HERSHEY'S COMPELLS YOU!!!
🌱 stick 🌱@briggityboppity
Imagine being a demon and getting exercised with the hershey's milk chocolate cross
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At this point what is the purpose of the IRS? What's the point of giving us back anything when you are just going to take it away again? Leave us who make under $100K a year alone. Like seriously this is not helping.
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@hellosami @Grungette Do you teach them about historical design, ie things done before computers/printers? There's so much to graphic design beyond the digital world.
(Also thanks for keeping AI out of it)
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@Grungette Honestly, I'm mostly introducing to them the concept of design through things they already see, like look how Mr. Beast uses design in his thumbnails, or like look the colors in Bluey make you feel this way + basic computer tools (and keeping them off the built-in AI tool 😭)
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She cried all the way home. And she was STILL IN HEAT at the time of surgery 😳 even though her heat cycle started in January. I think shes going to be ok though
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Getting followed by p0rn bots again. Did they rebuild that data centers that quickly?
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@offshoreoddity how is spam musubi weird! yeah this is bait
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SLUG ALERT‼️‼️ SLUG ALERT‼️‼️‼️
FOUND A SLUGE EATING ON THEIR BELLAY
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