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the 𝑟ealist.
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the 𝑟ealist.
@offspirall
a dream about being a person .̲.̲.̲
⚹ ₁₉₉₄ ── ₂₀₁₂ 加入时间 Haziran 2026
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i can’t speak french.
ᅠᅠ❝ᅠ 𝓣ru͟a͟nt .@TNTAUR
ᅟᅟ just admit you can't speak french. ᅟᅟ
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said it too many times already. you’ll just have to take my word for it.
ᅠᅠ❝ᅠ 𝓣ru͟a͟nt .@TNTAUR
ᅟᅟ okay, now say it in french. ᅟᅟ
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🙂 * 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 glad to have your approval.
ᅠᅠ❝ᅠ 𝓣ru͟a͟nt .@TNTAUR
ᅟᅟ can you sound a bit more genuine. ᅟᅟ
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frankly speaking, if i get put down over a song called the weenie man, i’m the merit of my fate.
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glad to have your approval.
ᅠᅠ❝ᅠ 𝓣ru͟a͟nt .@TNTAUR
ᅟᅟ good. at least you're getting one thing right. ᅟᅟ
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Not now sweetie. Mommy's busy using her intellect to bludgeon her emotions into catatonic submission
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… i’m sorry i didn’t remember your weenie man’s lore. feel free to prosecute me.
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i didn’t listen to the song. is that common knowledge among weenie man fans?
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here’s to hoping there’s never a great being to whisper more nonsense into your ear.
ᅠᅠ❝ᅠ 𝓣ru͟a͟nt .@TNTAUR
ᅟᅟ yeah man, it ain't like some great being whispered into my ear. yet. ᅟᅟ
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/ going through tumblr and seeing true detective rp blogs from 10 years ago makes me feel insane. i should’ve been there
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“all of a sudden” no pretty sure it’s always been that way.
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well, i don’t sing and i’m not singing a song called weenie man. because i’m a grown man.
ᅠᅠ❝ᅠ 𝓣ru͟a͟nt .@TNTAUR
ᅟᅟ i agree, we could be singing sweet harmonies right now && instead i have to deal with your monotonous bitching. ᅟᅟ
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this can’t be a genuine conversation i’m having.
ᅠᅠ❝ᅠ 𝓣ru͟a͟nt .@TNTAUR
ᅟ ok. hey johnny, do you have anything against my weenie man song.ᐣ no way johnny, i * love your weenie man song, it's so catchy && nice. aw, thanks johnny, has anyone told you how handsome you're looking.ᐣ wow, how sweet.ᐟ ᅟ
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