optimuspaul🤖

Yeah, therapy is great and all, but have you felt the inner peace after pairing up a big pile of socks without a straggler?

@indextwo I love that song!

What’s a song you love that almost everyone else hates? I’ll go first: We Built This City by Starship 👀

@rleggos Minneapolis! Better than most for biking. Most neighborhoods are walkable. Tons of urban parks, most notably Theodore Wirth, powderhorn, nakomis, and many more. Lots of great places to eat and an amazing farmers market.

Ok folks not sure if I still want to move to Seattle if it's by myself so crowdsourcing cities I should visit. I like: Bike infrastructure Walkability Nature, wildlife Pole studios Good food Community events I don't like: Austin, Southern California Thanks in advance 🙏🏼

@laurenboebert Why not Lauren Boebert for speaker?

Jim Jordan is making a compelling case to be Speaker.

@elonmusk Who has ever gone to twitter for accurate information!?!

Twitter needs to become by far the most accurate source of information about the world. That’s our mission.

Men, public toilets, sit the fuck down and flush for fucks sake!

So do I need to add “parody account” to my account to be safe from being banned?

Just a few of the many reasons I won’t buy a Tesla

@elonmusk Elon doesn’t realize he’s a garbage person

A neuron doesn’t realize it’s a neuron

@krisnova A good bash script, but I rarely see them, I certainly can’t write a good bash script… middling at best

@nerdfilmmakers @thelittleidiot @elonmusk Why would oil companies advertise on twitter in the first place?

@thelittleidiot @elonmusk What if he stopped Twitter from accepting oil company advertising money? That’d go a long way.

Dear @elonmusk as a former friend may I suggest that dealing with climate change and protecting democracy might be a better use of time and money than giving racists and antisemites a social media platform

@CultureCrave I didn’t even finish season 1

Will you still watch #TheWitcher S4 without Henry Cavill?

Liam Hemsworth will officially replace Henry Cavill as Geralt of Rivia in #TheWitcher S4

@maggiewestrum Sounds interesting, I’ll have to check it out.

responding to every tweet with “Sounds interesting, I’ll have to check it out.”

@ThatEricAlper There are a lot of albums that represent inflection points in my life. This album changed my relationship with music that has shaped my life ever since. Arvo Part – Miserere – The Hilliard Ensemble

@kurse23 @AngelaBelcamino Why is Alf in there?

@AngelaBelcamino 2016 will always be the answer to this question for me. 2016.

What celebrity death hit you the hardest?

@BlackBernieBabe @JoJoFromJerz Yeah, I realized that after

@optimuspaul @JoJoFromJerz It was a racist dog whistle and you know it. Not the first or only time she's been a bigot.

So basically, Hillary was right… about everything?

@BlackBernieBabe @JoJoFromJerz She didn’t say that. She was referring to young people in gangs and never mentioned race. I don’t think there are only black people in gangs, do you?

@JoJoFromJerz Black ppl are super predators?

@AngelaSterritt That’s absurd. If they don’t offer an alternative then wight perhaps?

Recently had 2 white women in leadership positions direct me not to use the term “white” to describe white ppl. And I recently had hundreds (here on Twitter) tell me they don’t want to be called “settler.” So I ask with sheer curiosity/desire to get it right,what do we call you?

Here is a clip of Lizzo playing a 200-year-old flute in the library of congress. A beautiful performance from a well-trained musician. The outrage from certain people is just a symptom of their ideology. (Every time you share this it makes a right-wing talking head cry.)

What the family ⁦⁦@tomhanks⁩!?!? The Man with One Red Shoe is one of the greatest films of the 20th century!! apple.news/AE0RoOF28RI2aO…