Erik Sietsema: Gentleman? Scholar? Daredevil!

Seems like the most countercultural thing a Christian could do is love their political opponents in thought, word, & deed.

@mementalmori @scottinthe503 @Crh614 That’s the sort of information that the most interesting Canadian in the world would know

@patchingcracks @scottinthe503 @Crh614 Yes, NOW it is. But OV-enjoyers prefer history versus current.

I see you’re eating boneless, skinless chicken breast; Is that because you think you are fat? Because you’re not; you could be eating skin-on chicken thighs if you wanted to.

@mementalmori @scottinthe503 @Crh614 Ov is made by molson…

@patchingcracks @scottinthe503 @Crh614 The only lie here is the Molson. Real Canadians go for OV.

Marco Rubio just got word that he now has to be Chuck Norris, too

My oldest asked my why there are so many craters on the moon. “Well honey, each time Chuck Norris shot for the moon, he hit it.”

@mementalmori @scottinthe503 @Crh614 The profile change is hilarious

@mementalmori @scottinthe503 @Crh614 Also you have man hands in this pic

@mementalmori @scottinthe503 @Crh614 No profile pic change? If you want the most interesting person in the world version, here it is:

Every 10 years a legend is lost.

@mementalmori @scottinthe503 @Crh614 She’s the most Canadian person in the world. She pours gravy on everything. She served kraft dinner at her wedding. Several of her organs are donuts. Her blood is 30% molson. Venison is her favorite flavor of slurpee. Stay polite my friends.

@scottinthe503 @Crh614 I was being silly too :-P I don't care if people judge what I eat. I have excuses :-P

Military experts later confirmed that Chuck Norris and Walter Payton together on the same boat was temporarily the world’s fourth-strongest navy.

Chuck Norris is scheduled to deliver the eulogy at his own funeral.

These were the greatest thing ever. Ate them in high school all the time.

The entire run is on YouTube. I can’t wait to see the episodes in the upside down. Also I hate this so much and I’m 100% gonna watch it

Asking the name of a fossilized fish is not fair. However, I this is Leroy. Leroy Brown… his badness is legendary. There are folk songs written about this fish. That’s the only way we’d know. Otherwise he could be bill, dale, or Ricardo shilly-shally. There’d be no way to know

Chuck Norris could stop a chainsaw with his bare hands. May his memes live forever!

Grok has discovered heroin.

RIP

@BadQualityMemes The pressure at the depths where they live would kill you and if they came to you the lack of pressure would kill them when them pretty fast. Find comfort in the knowledge that if you ever meet one you’re being crushed to death at the time or it’s turning into pudding.

😬

@mementalmori @SoMuchBloodJoe Jack’s reaction when you didn’t comment on the pic of him:

@patchingcracks @SoMuchBloodJoe Emma Leroy for sure lol

Who is more tired: the baby who has slept away a good portion of the day and is currently snoozing on my shoulder, or me, as I got 2 hours of sleep last night and no nap today?

@mementalmori @SoMuchBloodJoe Ok ok. I’ll confess. That was an edited photo. Here is the original.

@mementalmori @SoMuchBloodJoe Yup. A regular June cleaver or Donna reed or Emma Leroy.