butcher

call me the strait of hormuz the way I never open up

Indian upper and middle class people have such meaningless weekends spent wasting time and doing nothing. We will soon achieve American obesity, sub Saharan infrastructure, North European loneliness and continue with our famed Indian frustration. Excellent.

Living my best life ❣️ •Brushed twice with Sensodyne •Ate Malai Paneer sandwich(FSSAI certified) and drank “Real” fruit juice. •AQI at -40 •Living in Faridabad’s world class infra.

How boring life is when everything is so systematic and perfect. We are humas not robots. We need challenges in life like e-rickshaw driving like gandu, or chapri KTMs cutting lanes to feel the adrenaline rush. India prepares you for that.

There will be dissertations written on how Iran studied memetic warfare well enough to deploy it en masse, to overwhelming global support and effective public communication.

feed takeover

too much availability kills your value don't show up to work tomorrow

It will never make sense to me that essentially, turning billions of switches on and off at a very rapid rate makes it possible for the modern world to exist in the state that it is.

rapido wale ke sath truck mei ghuste ghuste bachha 🥀

@RitzVish khel khatam beta khel khatam

What happened why did you stopped sending reels 😢

@RitzVish @uditaplskys

@pkdevaa @uditaplskys Ive shifted to ghazals 🙏🏿

Lifelong curiosity often is rooted in mild paranoia. Expertise often repels paranoia and makes people less interested in learning new things. Those who don’t wish to be learning machines will find it difficult in times to come.

When expertise becomes an API, connecting dots becomes a superpower.

@RitzVish @uditaplskys ye kya sun rha

@uditaplskys 💔

5 more days until things get diabolical

“Bridges can be rebuilt, but the opportunity to discipline America will not be repeated”

@shauseth 🗣️🗣️

everything you call reality is basically just the front end

@tekbog unreal hate

a proper society would have moved from kubernetes by now

me having jail food cause I questioned FSSAI that why my paneer tastes like detergent.

every man has a fellas group chat that serves as both a support group and a situation monitoring team and its the first place he goes to share any important thing that happens in his life