Sir Yapsalot ⚔️

Alas, it has been 2 years and nought is complete. inshallah this year will be the year as long as the feds don't get me first.

If anyone is interested in goings on related to my earthly shell twitch.tv/polytrich

New vocal stim unlocked

Religious studies boyfriend and ouija board at 3am girlfriend 💪

Wish people would say shit to my face instead of being little parasocial freaks and shit talking me for years behind my back. I forget though that their type calls for and celebrates the death of people with different opinions so we can't even talk lol. Crazy shit.

Call me insane but I think that exploding someone's jugular fountain-style in front of his wife and two young children over opinions that aren't even radical is utterly abhorrant. Anyone celebrating that is beyond fucked, and incompatible with society.

finally got to this episode recently and i can attest that this is genuinely one of the best written episodes in tv history

2 birds

Want to customise my irl character but I hate commitment 👍

@androgynator Indulging in capitalism is a choice - I don't buy makeup, I rarely buy new clothes, I don't waste money on new trends, etc. I've found I'm respected more and seen as an actual person instead of a financially immature woman confined by social expectations. Break free my brethren

Life is going suspiciously well ATM and I don't like it

@VB23x77 Man I rate tattoos so much - the guy at work has a sick sleeve of a bunch of random stuff and it just works. I'm too scared it'll look bad to commit tho I'm tryna plan a whole sleeve and get them one by one lmfao

@polytrich Tattoos are awesome. Make sure you save what you want as your phone screen for a few weeks, and if you still like it after seeing for so long you’ll know whether it’s right for a you and you won’t regret it

Everyone at work is trying to convince me to get tattoos what's the verdict boys and girls

@flatwoodsdaemon then it's a race

@polytrich not yet

@flatwoodsdaemon do you have tattoos

@polytrich yes

I want tattoos but also Im the typa person that needs every single tattoo to be planned out and matching before I even begin or I'll be annoyed with it

Life FR be throwing me the biggest curve balls ever rn... like wtf is going on

Just took a month off driving lessons and I CAN STILL DRIVE MOTHERFUCKERS Fuck parallel parking it's the bane of my existence but give me a month and I will be on those roads man

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