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At walmart putting ecstasy in all the toddler clothing pockets

@rawsalerts Me when i hit the pen a lil too hard

🚨#BREAKING: A top FEMA official are now doubling down on his own claims that he teleported to a Waffle House

@firstwefeast 7 seats? Its gotta be...

the countdown begins 👀

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Me when the boys send me home in an uber cause I got black out drunk again

Images from Tiger Woods DUI arrest are going viral online showing how irritated he seemed handcuffed in a police cruiser

What if I threw the hello kitty toaster in the bathtub

She giving me top and so on and so forth

Damn girl, I havent been dry humped like that since they let my uncle out of prison

@hlovo_ Women like this are the reason I have face tattoos

This made me uncomfortable 😭😭

The spider in the corner of the laundry room can have a lil nicotine if hes been good

@bizzlefinest This is literally just in some random trap house in Stratford ontario

@timeshelf @disclosetv Counter point: there are more bullets in the north korean army then there are north korean civilians

JUST IN - North Korea's ruling party unanimously reelects Kim Jong-un as its general secretary, renewing his leadership until the next party congress, held every five years.

@sawyeurism @Nike Thought that was a nutsack tattoo for a sec there

hey @Nike I got injured and got this scar at work and now I'm a permanent brand ambassador for you can I get some new shoes maybe or like idk...a gift card, mayhaps?

There are levels to this shit

@PiercedBabe420 @YellowFlashGuy He is literally a member of the harpys 13 gang

@probablycrunk @YellowFlashGuy Stop spreading lies. No he is not

I’ll say this about Shia LaBeouf. Dude is out there with zero bodyguards. Unlike the others in Hollywood who run their mouths behind armed guards.

The substances are abusing me