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@caczinho dude i genuinely have no idea why this tweet of all things is so popular

Wild

nobody at work knows i have one hit tweet

why does my hair look better when i use 3in1 than when i use my expensive ass routine

@wedoitanyway "holy shit i gotta keep living cuz my taste is goated"

Holy shit i gotta die

@wedoitanyway yes and anybody who says no is a fed

does sitting outside while scrolling twitter counter the brainrot

@wedoitanyway they call me a genius

@qtypee wait peak strat

blowing vape smoke at my armpits when i forget to put deodorant on

why do SO many gay porn accounts keep following me its not even hot anymore

@RadLuigi whats even the point of joining

@qtypee About 5 months after leaving basic in my personal experience

so how long after you join the navy do they start jerking you off

@SplatGarbagePos sounds like my type of house party

@qtypee You mean they didn't have you spread your butt cheeks and duck walk with 15 other dudes in front of a 76 year old man who may or may not have been a doctor?

not to be a pervert or anything but hai

@hugedealDough definitely dude ik younger me would have been SEETHING watching me not take anything now

@qtypee this is literally how i spiraled into being a klepto at 14 its a slippery slope

entire 711 counter of cigarettes and goodies was left unattended for 20 minutes and i didn’t steal any cuz i was with my friends who don’t steal or smoke and didn’t want to get them in trouble and i feel like i failed 14 year old me so bad

woke up and immediately started dryhumping my pillow #riseandgrind

@hugedealDough like you should smoke

i haven’t smoked today how should i feel

tweeting into the void hello

when you take a sip of somebody’s drink you have no idea if they eat ass so thats why i always drink straight from the bottle instead of water falling

caught my chimpanzee watching porn on my ipad

@Raspputin19 its mixed but generally the consensus seems to be immediately 🤞

@qtypee you better find out and let me know. Kind regards.

@bottleboy0xx only way they’ll get me is if theres complimentary jerking services

@qtypee Navy recruiters about to pretend they didn’t see this one