Ceri Sarah

‘It’s so sad we’re saying goodbye’, says Steven, while beaming from ear to ear #MAFSAu #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAus

@BoLoudon Mate he’s half dead. It’s almost Weekend at Bernie’s time.

79 is the new 39. President Trump is aging in reverse.

Starting to think Brook had a point #MAFSAustralia

Bec always looks utterly wasted. Maybe she should consider laying off the wine - and whatever else #MAFSAus #MAFSAu #MAFSAustralia

Don’t care about these extra dates. Steven and Rachel at the fair can fuck off. Just roll the tapes. #MAFSAU

Can’t stand Danny. Insincere, shallow, boring #MAFSAus #MAFSAu #MAFSAustralia

Ok Alissa is mental. Mega high maintenance. David, you in danger girl. Run #MAFSAus #MAFSAu #MAFSAustralia

@KremlinTrolls Don’t do this to me again I am not falling for it for the third time

Trump has died.

Is it just me or has Sam been really over-sensitive that Chris went to the gym for a couple of hours? Writing pages of notes in the book is a bit overkill, no? #MAFSAu #MAFSAus #MAFSAustralia

Alissa’s friend is the most rational, understanding and sensitive person this whole series #MAFSAu #MAFSAus #MAFSAustralia

If you look up the word ‘delusional’ in the Oxford English Dictionary there will just be a picture of Bec next to it #MAFSAu #MAFSAus #MAFSAustralia

Fucking hell. Someone give Danny some sun block #MAFSAu #MAFSAus #MAFSAustralia

Oh Tyson is seething, he’s really fucking angry. Coming off as dangerous. #MAFSAus #MAFSAustralia

Juliette needs to be sectioned, she is delulu #MAFSAus #MAFSAustralia

What the hell is this?! This young vulnerable girl was plied with alcohol and then assaulted and they filmed it then judged her for “cheating” on her boyfriend?! And filmed her telling him? #InsideAmericasNextTopModel

@wesstreeting This is disappointing. You just sound like the Tories or worse, hurling childish insults around instead of engaging seriously & putting some thought into why you’re polling so poorly & how you can re-engage your voters. And yes, I did vote Labour at the last GE. Unlikely to again

Have you managed to get Scottish Green candidates to drop calls to abolish prisons or is this a competition with the ‘breast enlargement hypnotherapist’ down south as to which of you can hold the wackiest position?

So Juliette is straight up lying about what Joel said. He’s being gracious saying she misinterpreted him. She is aware there are cameras, right? #MAFSAu #MAFSAustralia

Well Juliette is a treat isn’t she? Wtf?! #MAFSAu #MAFSAustralia

Mel is a twat. Luke seems lovely #MAFSAus