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If I started a cuddling club in San Antonio we would call ourselves the Texas Holdems
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reeedbot, digital crow 🐦⬛
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work is lighter than a feather, leisure is heavier than a mountain
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@NillaWants i grew up in a neighborhood called [something] plantation and 😫
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oh georgia, you really do love to tack plantation onto names with abandon.
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@NillaWants his tempo is immaculate / a metronome to make ya moan
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just a normal day on twitter discussing cogworth's bedroom prowess (put you thru a mattress type beat)
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@NillaWants @Scoobydouchebag cogsworth was a tiger in the sack i bet
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@Scoobydouchebag @NillaWants "ding dong baby you know what time it is"
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@reeedbot it's so true. i'll be circling back next week
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do you think if i was like hey come over and help me get my clit piercing back in. they would understand this is strictly platonic and sheerly out of necessity?
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@NillaWants Sometimes my conversations are so stunning that it takes days for it to really integrate
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@reeedbot ngl, i forgot we had this conversation
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@NillaWants Tell them you need it for the wireframe
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i would also say this is strictly platonic and sheerly out of necessity
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@JacksonEflin @reyscarradine That miiiiigjt be my favorite one
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@reeedbot @reyscarradine We made a friend watch Now You 3 Me when we were hung over on New Year's Day this year and it was the best possible choice.
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they should just keep making more of these like it’s fast and the furious with increasingly absurd magic tricks
jake!@reyscarradine
#nw: now you see me: now you don’t (2025)
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@NillaWants haha this WAS a formative night for us actually
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@reeedbot i actually do, i feel like this is how we bonded
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sad that i'm doing another pizza party but at this point i don't care how good my olive oil is, if y'naw'i'mean
reeedbot, digital crow 🐦⬛@reeedbot
Is buying olive oil like buying liquor? Is the top shelf stuff better? I’m trying to get laid I need to have the best olive oil
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@reeedbot my therapist says you should prioritize yourself
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i've had a headache for 12 hours should i do something about that
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@NillaWants Let it never be said I don’t take care of myself at least once a day
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