bean

@whatdoesntkillu that was really close to chicken

The green building on the left side was my apartment. Years of smelling chicken and not a coffee shop to be found. Less than a year after I move out....

@incandenza15 @KevinAndrewTO 🤭

@righteousbean @KevinAndrewTO definitely an extremely kevin thing to do

Glen Hansard at the Great Hall with @righteousbean

@KevinAndrewTO @incandenza15 You can hear @KevinAndrewTO clapping before Glen is even done tgr song. I got all of this one:

@KevinAndrewTO @incandenza15 I only got a little bit of this one:

@mythinkinghere Me too. I’ve seen him three times now.

Glen ❤️

@Lilblack_heart @hiverhuit @KevinAndrewTO

Girls be like “I’m gonna put on something to help me sleep” and it’s The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

🎧❤️

So @KevinAndrewTO & I are Glen - the opener is so bad that I’m just sitting on the floor at the Great Hall. Half an hour.

@cutecattoX Smart

When your cat is really smart:

@cutecattoX Hahab

tonight 🎧❤️

My daughter's boyfriend is starting an electrical apprenticeship and needs his first set of tools. I own three of everything so I'm making him an Easter basket 🧰

Nothing happened at all - I am just saying in general:

There’s a doggo I see sitting in a window after work sometimes - I assume he’s just waiting for his human to come home - I got to see him tonight!!

I’m late for work because the TTC was all out of service because someone sneezed. There is a lady praying with her rosary right beside me and I just want to be like - lady religion is evil.

@kittypants most needy and fucked up shit I’ve seen

@righteousbean 😆

@CP24 I feel like this dude would probably be super annoyed that he’s just being called a mechanic everywhere and by everyone.

Suspect arrested in stabbing death of 27-year-old mechanic in East York cp24.com/local/toronto/…

@dmrider what’s her outfit?

My 17-year-old daughter: "I'm going to a nostalgic throwback party tonight. Guess the theme!" Me: "I don't know. 1980s?" Daughter: "No, it's the 2010s." Me: "I think that maybe I have been on this earth too long and it's time to go."