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Charismatic Megafauna

@riptide1776

Politically homeless | Probably not on your team | Science, math, logic, facts, & reason | ⚓️USN vet, WV Mountaineer 💙💛 & Auburn Tiger 💙🧡. (hey/y’all)

Treasure Valley, ID 加入时间 Kasım 2010
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Charismatic Megafauna@riptide1776·
Fat STUPID cunt. Did you download some pics from the webz or are you so ghey you have someone take pics of your rolls? We don’t do that where I roll. We’re there to train, not pose for animal crackers or take pics to post about our “hard training sesh today.” 1. Headless mystery cunt = could be you, could be anyone. Mine is actually me. Same tatts and face in my profile pic. And I’m 52. 2. If that guy is 100lbs heavier, you’re a sawed off manlet. 3. Whether it’s actually you or not, you ain’t in your 50’s so I don’t have any clue at WTF point you’re attempting to make. Talk about cope. This time plug the toaster in before you sit in the water.
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Georges St-Pierre
Georges St-Pierre@GeorgesStPierre·
We don’t stop training because we get old. We get old because we stop training
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Charismatic Megafauna@riptide1776·
How fcking low IQ do you have to be to misinterpret this? Every day, some clickbait engagement farming loser posts something like this that has zero teeth. 0 = charges, arrests, arraignments, convictions. Ever. Politicians never answer for their crimes. Especially this human landfill. “Got it?” Now what about what I said still isn’t clear? Or do you actually believe this stupidity every time one of these clowns posts it?
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Joshua Hall
Joshua Hall@JoshHall2024·
🚨BREAKING: 🚨 NEWSOM'S LAPTOP - A laptop belonging to California Governor Gavin Newsom has allegedly been discovered containing evidence of the Governor engaging in ILLEGAL AND ILLICIT ACTIVITIES including alcohol and cocaine-fueled parties with minors and sex with both MALE AND FEMALE PROSTITUTES, which is a federal crime. Newsom is said to be PERSONALLY SEEN using drugs in photographs on the laptop and the contents of the Newsom laptop apparently make Hunter Biden look like a choir boy when you compare them to what was discovered on his. This is THE SCANDAL OF THE DECADE for the Democratic Party, as DOZENS of other politicians and celebrities are allegedly in videos and photos on the laptop engaging in these illegal and lewd acts. This likely just ended Newscum's bid for the presidency before it even started and the careers of countless Democrat politicians... WE DEMAND A FULL DOJ INVESTIGATION NOW! 💪🏻🇺🇸
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Charismatic Megafauna@riptide1776·
@smalls2672 Is he still pitching his awful overpriced shoes? Watched a couple YouTube clips only because of who he was interviewing not realizing they’re all cloaked ads for him to sell his lame overpriced kicks.
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Boston Smalls
Boston Smalls@smalls2672·
What kind of moron watches the Patrick Bet-david podcast? That guy is a fucking douchebag.
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Charismatic Megafauna
Charismatic Megafauna@riptide1776·
Hey there. Not a fan, first time caller. Guy who knows a little something about electric generation, transmission, & distribution here. I read through your “energy plan” & it’s breathtakingly incoherent. There is NOTHING intelligible in it insofar as, anything really. Can you explain in real words or a video how for instance you’d “increase supply?” Us power delivery folks that actually design and build all this stuff are fascinated by your ideas.
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Aaron D. Ford
Aaron D. Ford@AaronDFordNV·
Energy costs in Nevada are out of control — and they’re set to get even worse due to the demand charge price hike. I just released my plan to slash your energy bills by: 1️⃣ increasing supply 2️⃣ creating good jobs 3️⃣ holding companies and the Trump administration accountable Read my full energy plan on my website: fordfornevada.com
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Charismatic Megafauna
Charismatic Megafauna@riptide1776·
You strike me as someone who neither trains (nor is a world class athlete) and isn’t in their 50’s I still train. I was what you might call an elite military athlete. World class athlete or otherwise, I was still a hammer in my 40’s. But the wall takes no prisoners. There are plenty of “world class athletes” who thought they could train forever & never suffer aging. True, you can slow it. But it gets tougher every decade. Now go fuck your fat self & take a bath with your toaster you absolute cunt.
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Prover-Of-Work 🔶️@tankterminator·
@riptide1776 @GeorgesStPierre Lmfao imagine saying "wAiT TiLl uR 50" to a world class athlete you can't relate to which prepares you physically and mentally to maintain that type of physique and health NGMI
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Charismatic Megafauna@riptide1776·
@gfaller6 @GeorgesStPierre While I love the enthusiasm and can understand it (I still had it in my 40’s) the idea that training defeats age rather than slows its advance is a luxury of still being on the other side of “the wall.”
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Kristen Mag@kristenmag·
Politics suck here but at least it’s pretty.
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Charismatic Megafauna@riptide1776·
@choeshow It’s very simple. They do it because: 1. Bible thumping retards get so upset over it. 2. The same retards will do absolutely nothing about it but be “big mad.” And maybe “pray for them.” Zero cost exercise.
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Jonathan Choe
Jonathan Choe@choeshow·
NEW: Queer/Bar in Seattle’s Capitol Hill neighborhood is hosting a strip competition openly mocking Jesus Christ on Easter Sunday. Would they do this to Muslims on Eid during Ramadan? It would be a real shame if protesters showed up to disrupt the event.🧵👇🏽
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‘Blasphemous’: Seattle’s Queer Bar hosts a ‘sexy Jesus’ strip show and competition on Easter Sunday seattlered.com/culture/seattl…

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HarveyNukes@HarveyNukes1·
@GeorgesStPierre The steroids won’t quit on you… if you don’t quit on the steroids 🤠
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Charismatic Megafauna@riptide1776·
@newstart_2024 Another actor with a double digit IQ. Shocking. “Burn off a layer of skin.” What a clown. That said, I’ve done tattoo removal & it’s crazy painful.
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Camus
Camus@newstart_2024·
Pete Davidson casually dropping the most honest tattoo regret story I’ve heard in a while. He’s been burning off nearly 200 tattoos. The process? “It’s horrible.” They literally burn off a layer of your skin, you can’t go in the sun for 6-8 weeks, and you have to repeat it multiple times. Jimmy Fallon asked if he’s keeping any. Pete: “Maybe like two or three… I’m trying to clean slate it. Trying to be an adult.” Science nugget: Laser tattoo removal works by breaking ink particles into tiny fragments so your immune system can clear them. It typically requires 8–12+ sessions because the body can only remove a limited amount per treatment, and darker inks (especially black) respond best while colored inks are much harder to erase. From “sad boy” impulse tattoos during the Post Malone era to actively removing almost all of them — there’s something weirdly wholesome about watching someone try to hit reset on their past. It’s funny, painful, and surprisingly relatable. Anyone else ever had a tattoo (or life decision) they later wanted to laser off?
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Arthur Kwon Lee@badazn·
I am so sick of marijuana and smelling this disgusting odor everywhere, enough with this. Marijuana is for absolute fucking losers.
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mrs_crys.edwards215@mrs_edwards605·
It cost me $110 to fill up my car today.... fuck yall who voted for that fat orange fuck..
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ynkp@jonsonyo·
@CasualMMA why? he's had a bigger impact on MMA than you'd ever dream of, and you hide behind a twitter alias posting slop. fuck off
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Casual MMA@CasualMMA·
Easily one of the biggest losers on earth
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Larry Conger 🇺🇸
Larry Conger 🇺🇸@eMTBrides·
Let your pain fuel you or let it destroy you. The choice is yours. Bro shud definitely be a firefighter 👨‍🚒 KeleChief carrying her like nothing 🤯 any of y’all been to Stone Mountain and hiked to the top 💪🏿 via Big Booty Mountain Man 😆#StoneMountainGa
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