Kevin Roach

Can’t believe all the idiots on my road have left the wrong bin out.

And now, some sick humor!

Via @CrosenderWay "Do you think you can put the audio of Bobby Grant is on the pitch over the clip of Simpsons clip of Homer waking Bart... Yes...yes we can

@plinketyplink2 Bring back Scoff+ Might just be an 80s Bootle thing.

I’m sick of the word scran. I’m changing it back to “I’m going out for something to eat.” Is that ok with all the uber scowzers?

When I was a little kid, in our backyard we had a quicksand box. I was an only child. Eventually. STEVEN WRIGHT

@jarspoon @mikedillon1977 well defo have to get down to a few of these.

The Terminator but with realistic AI #Terminator #arnoldschwarzenegger

Cliff Richard enjoyed three Christmas number ones and after dinner he also had a Christmas number two.

Still the best Christmas sketch of all time this

@StereoUndergrnd @RichardLatto have you heard this. I think it's definitely fringe edge territory. John Ottway & XTC doing a song about @vizcomic character Buster Gonads. Might need a bit of reverse magic for a couple of almost swearwords.

Here’s some funny. Albert Brooks Ventriloquist Bit youtu.be/t_me-D6SJK0?si…

(To the tune of Eleanor Rigby) Jeremy Clarkson Seeing his arse as his tax dodge stops being legit Tough fucking shit

@TheFlorrie what are the 3 songs at this year's big guitar in? So I can have a little practice beforehand. I can't make it the guitar group beforehand

Right. Can't stop long: I've a Halloween party later, and these Jeffrey Epstein decorations aren't going to hang themselves.

I've been accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

I took LSD, and two Es last night. Now drivers won’t know that they're entering Leeds.

Bill Oddie can be a bit annoying, but his wife Mel's pretty sound.

Fun fact, Liza Minnelli had a brother, Notton, who refused to get involved.