Sam🌺

@beezlebruhxx That’s litaly me

@sammmmango iktr baby

Guess who did a full pull up no warm up💪💪

there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.

What happened to my summer??? I should not be starting the new semester tomorrow 😵‍💫

Let’s be spiky with mama…..

@oninakrillion Well have you??

@sammmmango Fair enough

Have any of y’all ever fallen for a phishing email or scam text?

@oninakrillion No I was curious if anyone actually has

@sammmmango Have you?

when I have to comfort someone I feel like an alien pretending to be a human

Guys how do I become a bartender 😣

@2002tacomasr5 I’m Mexican, that’s my niece or nephew

It doesnt sit right with me that we dont have another name for when your cousin has a baby. Like who is that to me? Also my cousin? No he's not

All my friends are graduating 😔 guys plz wait for me 😩

@beezlebruhxx K now when are you coming back to me??

i got the job 😊

they should invent a city where all my friends live right next to me and never leave me and we’re all walking distance from each other and it’s also livable and affordable and everyone is happy