John the Fiddler

@kingaegcn @GREYJOYPRINCE @baelort4rgaryen if we’re letting just anyone claim to be king then i’m using my vote to counter yours

@GREYJOYPRINCE @baelort4rgaryen As...one of the kings, I vote they wear shorts. Specifically ones that match their cloaks and are so short they show off their arse cheeks a little.

LET KINGSGUARD WEAR SHORTS

@baelort4rgaryen @DaellaTargary3n @GREYJOYPRINCE what's odd about the implication that i'm sexually active

@serjohnfiddler @DaellaTargary3n @GREYJOYPRINCE Sounds..odd.

NO short shorts for the Kingsguard.

@baelort4rgaryen @DaellaTargary3n @GREYJOYPRINCE why not?

@DaellaTargary3n @serjohnfiddler @GREYJOYPRINCE I do not like how that sounds..

@DaellaTargary3n @GREYJOYPRINCE @baelort4rgaryen then i suggest you find some decorum

@serjohnfiddler @GREYJOYPRINCE @baelort4rgaryen No, merely a suggestion.

@DaellaTargary3n @GREYJOYPRINCE @baelort4rgaryen is that supposed to be an insult?

@serjohnfiddler @GREYJOYPRINCE @baelort4rgaryen Besides, don’t you have some fiddling to do?

@DaellaTargary3n @GREYJOYPRINCE @baelort4rgaryen you're wishing death on the current sworn brothers?

@serjohnfiddler @GREYJOYPRINCE @baelort4rgaryen Maybe some future members of the KG would like to wear them?

@GREYJOYPRINCE @DaellaTargary3n @baelort4rgaryen i didn't name any names

@serjohnfiddler @DaellaTargary3n @baelort4rgaryen Did you call me and Daella creeps?!

@DaellaTargary3n @GREYJOYPRINCE @baelort4rgaryen roland doesn't, arthur doesn't, donnel doesn't, gwayne doesn't. so if you want to objectify erryk i suppose just ask him directly

@serjohnfiddler @GREYJOYPRINCE @baelort4rgaryen I don’t know, some may want to. I can imagine that it’s very hot in the armor during summer.

@GREYJOYPRINCE @DaellaTargary3n @baelort4rgaryen i care about them not being leered at by creeps

@serjohnfiddler @DaellaTargary3n @baelort4rgaryen You don’t care about kingsguard comfort? In this climate? THEY ARE BOILING IN THAT ARMOR LET THEM EXPERIENCE SOME BREEZE ON THEIR LEGS

@DaellaTargary3n @GREYJOYPRINCE @baelort4rgaryen who?

@serjohnfiddler @GREYJOYPRINCE @baelort4rgaryen Some may want to

@DaellaTargary3n @GREYJOYPRINCE @baelort4rgaryen have you considered that they don't want to be objectified?

@serjohnfiddler @GREYJOYPRINCE @baelort4rgaryen WHY?

@DaellaTargary3n @GREYJOYPRINCE @baelort4rgaryen you all need to back the fuck off seriously

@GREYJOYPRINCE @baelort4rgaryen ME TOO

@SerArthurDayn3 @baelort4rgaryen interesting that you chose the girl version

@baelort4rgaryen i’m going to wear a septa outfit from now on

@kingaegcn @SerArthurDayn3 back the fuck off

@serjohnfiddler @SerArthurDayn3 I know to respect the Kingsguard vows. ......... but looks are free 🧿🫦🧿

if you want to see the kingsguard in short shorts for the summer say Aye

@kingaegcn @SerArthurDayn3 girl YOU

@serjohnfiddler @SerArthurDayn3 In danger of what? 👀

@kingaegcn @SerArthurDayn3 arthur put the shorts away you're in danger

@SerArthurDayn3 AYE and they better match your cloaks.

@SerArthurDayn3 i can’t see it 💔

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@DaellaTargary3n @DanyOfD0rne @Ser_Donnel @baelort4rgaryen @SerArthurDayn3 why not?

@serjohnfiddler @DanyOfD0rne @Ser_Donnel @baelort4rgaryen @SerArthurDayn3 Don’t be mean to him

@baelort4rgaryen @Ser_Donnel so no tasteful cheek?

@DanyOfD0rne @Ser_Donnel @baelort4rgaryen @SerArthurDayn3 i know

@serjohnfiddler @Ser_Donnel @baelort4rgaryen @SerArthurDayn3 That’s rude junior

@DanyOfD0rne @Ser_Donnel @baelort4rgaryen @SerArthurDayn3 then i guess donnel is just too chopped regardless of age

@serjohnfiddler @Ser_Donnel @baelort4rgaryen @SerArthurDayn3 No one, junior. No one. Your grandpa proved it his whole life