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@theguardrailguy Indeed he is Risen

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the bowling alley screen when you hit a strike:

@wylfcen Tome you posted is a gem pull, though. I'll be getting a copy of it in some form.

@wylfcen I frequently use Sir Burke's Book of the General Armory in twain with the Domesday when doing heraldry stuff for people researching their bloodline. I'd call either of those a tome, even though one has the word book in it's title hehe.

Meanwhile…

Englishman: "That's your dog?" Welshman: "Aye" Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?' Welshman: "Dog doesn't talk.” Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doing all right." Welshman: (look of shock) Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman) Dog: "Yep." Englishman: How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play." Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Welshman: "Horse doesn't talk.” Englishman: "Hey, horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!) Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman) Horse: "Yep." Englishman: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather." Welshman: (Look of total amazement!) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Welshman: "That sheep's a f00king liar!!”

Rolling this down a hill at a bunch of illegals and knocking them over like bowling pins

@Wuhan_Weather @RestoreBritain_ Indeed he is Risen

@RestoreBritain_ He is risen!

Here’s Ben Stein in 1979 describing television as an engine of cultural demoralization. He argues that a small clique of producers and writers pushed a left-coded inversion of reality onto the public. They despised traditional power centers and hated figures like Buckley. They propagandized the nation into accepting a fake world where businessmen are villains, criminals are the good-guys, small towns are sinister, military officers are proto-fascists, and work barely exists.

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This Easter, we remember: Israel obliterated the mausoleum of Simon Peter, the Apostle of Christ, in Shama, southern Lebanon. A sacred site that stood for over 2,000 years, now in ruins. This is a war crime. This is a crime against history.

@PotatoMcWhiskey Yeah this is gross and you're trying too hard

It is a rebellion against the strict rules of art you god damn moron The entire history of human civilization is struggle to break free from the arbitrary chains imposed upon us You look at this and think gross because you are the worst kind of slave You love the chains that bind

Did you know that miracles happened during filming of the Passion of the Christ? Mel Gibson, a giant of the screen, made a choice that would cost him everything. He poured in $30 million of his own fortune, built his own production company, and shouldered the cross himself. He knew this would be no ordinary film. This would be war. When it came time to cast Christ, Mel called Jim Caviezel, a faithful Catholic actor. But before the offer was made, he warned him: >“If you do this, you will be rejected by Hollywood.” Jim went silent. He took a day to pray. Then came the call: >“We have to make it. I’m 33 years old. My initials are J.C.” Mel paused, then answered: >“You’re scaring me.” And hung up. Then came the shoot and it was unlike anything Hollywood had ever seen. Jim Caviezel stepped into the role of Christ and walked a path not just of acting, but of suffering. > He lost 45 pounds. > Was struck by lightning not once, but twice. One of the lightning strikes hit him during the Sermon on the Mount scene, while cameras were rolling. A bright flash, an explosion of divine silence, and Caviezel stood stunned, unharmed, as the sky thundered. > He was accidentally whipped during scourging scenes, leaving him with a 14-inch scar, real blood spilled for a film about divine blood. > His shoulder dislocated while carrying the Cross. > He hung exposed in freezing conditions, battling pneumonia and hypothermia. > Filming the crucifixion alone took 5 weeks of agony. > After filming, the toll on his heart was so severe, he underwent two open-heart surgeries the scars of Gethsemane etched in flesh. And yet, through it all, Jim’s aim was clear: > “I didn’t want people to see me. I wanted them to see Jesus. Conversions will happen through that.” And they did. In numbers that stunned the world. Pedro Sarubbi, who played Barabbas, said of Caviezel’s eyes during filming: > “They had no hatred, only mercy and love.” Pedro converted to Christianity. Luca Lionello, the actor who portrayed Judas, an atheist, was baptized after filming. He baptized his own children with him. A Muslim technician watched the filming in awe, and gave his life to Christ on set. And then came the wave. Audiences around the world wept in theaters. Families returned to the faith. Hearts of stone became flesh. Confessions surged. Conversions multiplied. From prison cells to palaces, from pews to film sets, lives changed. The world said it would fail. But God had other plans. The Passion of the Christ grossed $611 million worldwide. It became the highest-grossing R-rated film in history. But more than that, it became a weapon of grace. It brought Christ’s suffering into a world drowning in comfort. It pierced through indifference. It reminded mankind that Love bleeds, suffers, and dies to save.

In 1986, the American Medical Association published an article titled "The Physical Death of Jesus Christ". It details the entire process of Jesus' trial to His death on the cross. In Luke 22, before Jesus is arrested, it is written that He was in great distress & sweating blood. Although rare, it is recognized as Hematidrosis, a condition caused by high levels of stress. At the time, the crucifixion was considered the worst death for the worst of criminals. But this is not all Jesus faced. He endured whipping so severe that it tore the flesh from His body. He was beaten so horribly that His face was torn & His beard ripped. A crown of thorns, 2-3 inches long cut deeply into His scalp. The leather whip used to flog Him had tiny iron balls & sharp bones. The balls caused internal injuries while the sharp bones ripped open His flesh. His skeletal muscles, veins, & bowels are exposed, causing major blood loss. Most men do not survive this kind of torture. After Jesus was severely flogged, He was forced to carry His cross while people mocked & spat on Him. Crucifixion was a process meant to instill excruciating pain, creating a slow & agonizing death. Nails as long as 8 inches were driven into Jesus' wrists & feet. The Roman soldiers knew the tendons in the wrists would tear & break, forcing Jesus to use His back muscles to support Himself to breathe. Imagine the struggle, the pain, the courage...Jesus endured this reality for 3 hours! The Gospel of John writes that after Jesus' death, a Roman soldier pierced His side with a spear & blood & water came out. Scientists explain that from hypovolemic shock, the rapid heart rate causes fluid to gather in the sack around the lungs & heart. The accumulation of fluid in the membrane around the heart is called a Pericardial effusion & the lungs is called a pleural effusion. To the world, Christianity is as foolish as it can get. They believe it's for the weak. But when you are confronted by the reality of the cross, it's clearly not a pretty sight. It is brutal & horrific. This is the weight Jesus carried. The weight of the sins of the world, all so that we can live. God's wrath is fully satisfied in Jesus. This is what it took. Repent & believe! Jesus is “God among us” in the flesh. Jesus is our Savior. Jesus loves you so much that He went through this spiritual and physical punishment for your sins and mine. Jesus is the LORD, Almighty God, Everlasting Father. Thank You, Jesus.

Great video to send to your woman to calm her down after she gets uppity when you come home from tractor supply having financed a new zero turn lawnmower at 18% interest without her input

Declaring war after you declared victory.

@marklevinshow The ONLY regime change needed in the Middle East is in Israel. -Putsch

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