Simi 🇵🇪

@osowxvyy Ice cream cake and cheese cake still clear tho

Me 👍🏾 Carrot Cake is top tier

Dowman fried my brain

@PSGINT_ Ronaldo Van Dijk Kane if he wins a couple more trophies

how many premier league players make the Top 15 Best football players?

@yakobper90 2 UCLs to our name 👀

“Rooney” “Neymar”

@CFC_Janty Does Saka play golf?

There isn’t a single English player in football history that is better than Neymar.

@WarrenCorb3873 Striker vs Left Back

@simiafc Now do league goals

Goals in FIFA World Cup Bukayo Saka : 3 Wayne Rooney : 1

@Atleti Come to Arsenal

Picotazo a picotazo 🤘🏼🕷️

@jayinneveh @disclosetv

@disclosetv He's quoting Will Durant. Jeez you people are retarded.

NOW - Netanyahu: "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good."

@rmcfnino @theMadridZone Owns Madrid

@simiafc @theMadridZone

March 19th, 2024: Real Madrid announce that Thibaut Courtois has suffered a season-ending injury. Real Madrid then go on to knock out Bayern Munich and win the UCL. March 19th, 2026: Real Madrid announce that Thibaut Courtois has suffered an injury that will keep him out almost the entire season. They face Bayern Munich next.

@Harbi_AFC White vs Doku is spooky

@simiafc White should be starting even if Timber is fit

My team for Wembley on Sunday. Only change would be Timber for White if he’s fit ✌️

@EllChrisso 50/50 for me. Maduekes pace might be key

@simiafc Trossard is too clever at keeping the ball. If he’s fit, he’ll play.

@ThurgzFTBL Has to be Raya

@simiafc One of the biggest question marks is Raya v Kepa..

@Ramsgoat3 Brighton (h) positoning, lobbed from halfway vs Sporting, pigeon incident, couldnt save easy Grealish goal

Barring Southampton (h) what did ramsdale actually do wrong in the run in? I think he delivered. MOTM at liverpool, tottenham, leeds etc.+ more. I have no complaints with his performances

Certain clubs lost to this Newcastle team 😭😭

@Ramsgoat3 Sporting will lowkey be tougher than Barca

We’re going to EASILY make the champions league final

@TouchlineX Why dont they just forfeit

🌟 BAYERN MUNICH XI: Urbig; Stanisic, Tah, Kim, Guerreiro; Bischof, Pavlovic; Karl, Goretzka, Luis Díaz; Kane. 🌟 ATALANTA XI: Sportiello; Kossounou, Hien, Scalvini; Bellanova, De Roon, Pasalic, Bernasconi; De Ketelaere, Sulemana; Scamacca.

@TouchlineX 1 error leading to goal

🌟 Lamine Yamal’s first half against Newcastle: • 1 goal • 1 pre-assist • 2 shots • 25 touches • 6 carries • 6 duels won • 100% dribbles