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me when the Art Garfunkel of lustful giggling touches me

Going to the gay club tonight art Garfunkel will be there I’m not worried

Gay people be like: yea i make theories about paul simon

it was nice while it lasted

@firstltmartin he just like me fr

@simonsfunkel Only likes what he cant get

On the topic of this i have a theory that paul tends to fall more in love with someone after they leave at least with women, cause he became crazy about kathy and carrie and they happen to be women who left him and with the other girls he dated he didnt gaf coz he left

@firstltmartin THAT WOHLD BE CRAZH

@simonsfunkel YES BRO YALL GOTTA MEET I TOLD HIM ABT U

am i the only European s&g fan bc i get no notifications until the Americans wake up LMAOOO

@wattsquintet AIRBORNE😭😭😭

@simonsfunkel THE PIANO MAN IS GONE !! HE’S AIRBORNE !!

billy joel flies away mid concert in new alarming image

@leonardsapple NOOO NO RODDY LEONARDSAPPLE DONT DO THIS

@simonsfunkel Unfollow mass unfollow mi simonsfunke

this is the best day of my life i just hit 67 followers on 67 weekend

@wattsquintet BILLY COME BACK

@simonsfunkel NOOOOO NO BILLY !!!!!

@firstltmartin he's such a loser actually

@simonsfunkel And hes still crying over kathy and carrie like what is going on. Does he only stay in love when they arent begging for him back every decade

@firstltmartin OMG A SCOT, ive found there's a lot in england but i seem to be repping the Celts out here also yes i think i knew that about seeger but idk😋

@simonsfunkel Theres a lot in england and one of my moots on insta is also Scottish like u🥹🥹 also seeger is from europe not to dox him

@firstltmartin FAIR

@simonsfunkel I WOULS NEVER LEAVE HIM BEO IM A LESBIAN BUT I DONT CARE

Do you guys think kathy was seeing early signs of evil paul so thats why she left..

@firstltmartin yeah Art is like his own separate category LMAOOO cause bridge is like insane but then he lowkey just didn't gaf after that idk

@simonsfunkel Art obviously is a special case but everything about them is special cause he did go crazy when he left but Paul also left first initially so idkkk . Plus he got over it so who knows

"how did paul simon pull someone as beautiful as carrie fisher?" nevermind that !!!! how did paul simon pull someone as witty and hilarious and intelligent and wonderful as carrie fisher!!!!!!!!!

@etherealklaus don't do this to me at this hour matilda

the bit in the rene and georgette magritte with their dog after the war music video where paul and carrie are in bed and he gently touches her back to make her roll over and give him a kiss ..... oughhhhh

why did Paul Simon change hair and personality every decade he really took new year new me seriously