skyroofed

@MarieIsabellaB 1.Hit man leaves a shark in targets pool 2.Plane crashes with shark on board that survives long enough to eat a first responder 3.Aliens probe a serial killer and discove his vile tormenting of victims, so they decide to have some fun with his deepest fears, before feeding time.

I have questions🦈🤣

Literally my dad

@GregBaldwinIroh One of the joys of beans on toast is that you can be done and washing up, in the same time you'd still be chopping ingredients with other meals That's why its so popular Simple, fast and filling No rules Put what you want in it, on it, with it. Except pineapple thats just wrong

I’m a native New Mexican. Hear me out… What if I added a little green chile…?

British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?

@zarahussain999 What like calling to reinstate the death penalty for pedos rapists and murderers.... already done, do try and keep up.

British national Nathan Bennett, who sexually abused and raped children in his care at a nursery, is jailed for 24 years. When will Restore Britain enquiry start?

@Daractenus It's insane what they sell as food, I completely agree on that. But... They didnt stop selling this stuff when he wasn't the president, so are you sure its a red vs blue issue?

In an attempt to explain just why it is that some 77 million Americans voted for the dumbest man alive to be their president for a second time, I’m absolutely delighted to present you with the expanded list of US food that you cannot legally sell in Europe!🧵

YOUR ORGANS WHEN YOU FAST FOR 36 HOURS.

ADHD: "I'm not sensitive — I just noticed the thing nobody else mentioned and now I can't un-notice it." Autism: "I'm not sensitive — the thing was genuinely wrong and I was the only one willing to say so." AuDHD: "I'm not sensitive — I felt it, named it, explained it twice, and then got told I was overreacting. So now I clock it and move TF on." Sometimes you can be too accurate for rooms that require denial.

@D_82X How dare you slightly inconvenience ME! Give in to my every demand while I screem abuse at you... and call YOU a narcissist. What a sad old bint.

Ooooof. Imagine living next door to THAT 👀😳🤣

I’m pleased to confirm that I have agreed to continue working with MP Rupert Lowe for another 12 months so we can keep exposing the rape and torture of children in the UK. Over the past year our team has been working towards publishing a major report into the rape, torture and murder of children, and how authorities across the UK turned a blind eye — and in many cases were complicit — for decades. We will continue bringing these harrowing truths to the public. We are also assisting in ongoing criminal investigations and look forward to the possibility of private prosecutions taking place. We have already helped survivors begin legal proceedings against the authorities that failed them, and we will continue supporting others seeking justice. I’d like to thank our team, our donors and the public for their continued support. Most importantly, I want to thank the survivors, families and whistleblowers who are working with us and showing immense courage. There is still a huge amount of work ahead of us. The scale of this task is enormous, but we must all do everything in our power to bring these injustices to the forefront and ensure those responsible are held to account. Thank you @RupertLowe10 @rapeganginquiry

@sciencegirl Dune 2

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why

@dibbedibbedabb_ @su_diablesa Eh? Really You know full well if tesco sold these, they'd become known as "cows cocks", "a bear's pinky" or something equally absurd within weeks.

@su_diablesa It weirds me out that you guys call them LOGS

Why does America sell ground beef like this???

@DaveAtherton20 Fucking disgusting I was this kid in the late 80s Autistic, adhd before anyone knew what that even was, so just the weird quiet kid Big for his age Bullied everyday by older kids who got away with it because they are the same size Not wanting to fight back in case i hurt them

This is Lucas, 12, who is being attacked by a group of Asians in Glasgow. Lucas has ADHD & a level of autism & the bullying is thought to be largely racist. The children from the Ballahouston Academy are older & said to him they will rape, stab & shoot his mother. His concerned grandmother posted the video. The bullying started on day 1.

@RebelAltru21656 @RupertLowe10 Ive got another song for your playlist.. "Sun on your shoulders" amelia meme song. It's on YouTube.

@RupertLowe10 I can hear songs in my head. 🎶We've only just begun🎶 🎶You're leaving on a jet plane🎶 👇

I've just watched a video from some unwashed left wing influencer claiming that Restore Britain wants to remove a million people over a period of five years. I want to make our response really clear, because this is just blatant misinformation. We'll deport far more than that.

Britain has only ever settled power two ways: “Do what I say or I kill you.” Or civil war. In the 1800s we civilised civil war. We called it democracy. Ballots not bullets. Largest side still wins. It works because its reversible. Lose today. Win tomorrow. Losing an election is tolerable. Losing your country is not. Then one side tried to make victory irreversible using institutions, law, and demographic change to lock in a majority. Democracy stopped being rotation. It became ratchet. Permanent majority. Permanent minority. No path back. And when government drifts from ballots back toward “Do what I say or I jail/censor/debank you,” - it forgot the underlying truth. Politics broke its core discipline, it become existential. The last democratic route out, being offered by Rupert Lowe is to restore reversibility.

@_StonersRUs_ Scissors for joints. Grinder for the volcano and bongs. Buts that just my preference.

Which way do you prefer? 🤔

this is so relevant

@ZiaYusufUK Nobody believes you...

Reform will protect British culture, because a nation without a culture is just an economic zone.  We will preserve Britain’s Christian heritage, granting listed status to all churches to prohibit their conversion into places of worship for any other faith.